Which name do you prefer for our team?

[The Midnight]

ncoloradojazz, is that you?

U may be rite. LoL

 

[sahlensguy]

Utah Basketball Club

 

[stitches]

I have some video from Ryan in HS

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Pretty white for a fly guy...

 

[slc]

Until he moves it to draper



Oh I see someone beat me to it. Point still stands


Draper Jazz?
Draper City Jazz?

Draper Donkeys

 

[Ron Mexico]

Draper Donkeys

Draper will just be a pit stop on their way to moving to Vegas if they go that route.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

No single thing will fix it. But you need to try many small things that move you in the right direction. Distinct new uniforms, a new name, new team representatives... The Jazz have no former players who are in the news, or on TV. Like Reggie Miller, Dwayne Wade or JJ Redick. Even kicking Boler off air would do wonders!

You need to try anything to turn the failing franchise over. And the Jazz are the failing franchise. Their biggest call to fame is making two Finals 25 years ago. Woo-hoo! And in the subsequent 25 years getting to the Conference Finals once. How many NBA teams achieved less in that time? And oh, what about winning a bunch of meaningless games in the regular season on the road to the usual playoff underachievement? The name Utah Jazz is synonymous with it, lets keep and cherish it forever.

Raja Bell has a podcast on The Ringer...

 

[slc]

Utah Mules
Kinda actually like this one
Very weird
Tough, stubborn, mean, etc

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Utah Mules
Kinda actually like this one
Very weird
Tough, stubborn, mean, etc

Nah, that name is reserved for Mexico City when they get a team.

 

[infection]

Nah, that name is reserved for Mexico City when they get a team.

It would be the name reserved for Ciudad Juarez, not CDMX.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

It would be the name reserved for Ciudad Juarez, not CDMX.

Ciudad Juarez Mules doesnt roll off the tongue like Mexico City Mulas

 

[infection]

Ciudad Juarez Mules doesnt roll off the tongue like Mexico City Mulas

But then you’d have people complaining of geographical inappropriateness. Let Ciudad Juarez have the Mules for 5 years before relocating to Mexico City for 45 years.

 

[David Hume]

By all means, we should keep thy name Utah Jazz. If, through the duplicitous and maniacal machinations of New Orleans or those rapscallions in LA our name is involuntarily revoked, might I suggest the following monikers:
Utah Philosophers
Utah Empiricists
Utah Anti-Metaphysics Team
Utah Cause and Effect
Utah Theory of Moral Sentiments
Utah Treatise of Human Nature
Utah Enquiry Concerning Reason