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MoTappin said:
I am avoiding the work I should be doing right now.

I'm 40, married with 3 kids. My oldest will be in high school next year; not sure how that happened. We live in Sandy, UT. I'm a freelance copywriter, so I write a lot of advertising, blog posts, articles, etc for businesses (which is incidentally what I should be doing now). I like to sing (classical & musical theater).

I've been a Jazz fan since I was a kid. For years I had a Stockton poster on my bedroom wall, surrounded by fake autographed pictures of all the other members of the team. It was a shrine, basically. My dad picked up those photos for me one day from Hot Rod Hundley's restaurant. Anyone remember that? I won tickets on the radio to All-Star Saturday Night when it was held at the Delta Center. I think Blue Edwards was in the dunk contest that year?? Still have a couple souvenirs from that night.

We have 2 dogs: a border collie/lab mix and an Australian shepherd mix. We also raise ducks (yep, ducks). We have 5 grown ones now and just got 4 ducklings last week. If we needed further confirmation that we're nuts, I think that was it.

Oh, and my 11-year-old son plays a mean banjo.
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Ok. I'm fairly certain I've read an article you wrote. Is your user name here basically your name?
 
Hack said:
Hi everybody.

I am

About 12,500 moon rises into this.
6'0
225 lbs
Blond hair
Blue eyes
White teeth
No beard
Short hair


I enjoy
Basketball
Golf
Football
The internet
My smart phone
JazzFanz
And everthing else except a few things

I love
My family and friends
And then everyone else except a few people

I am currently
Growing grass in my front and back yard
I am also raising giant white mice


I have had dozens of speeding tickets

Quit church in the third grade

Moved out when I was 18

Partied hard for ten straight years.

Been working for 20 straight.

Experience paid off and landed me a great job

Made a lot of mistakes

Made some good decisions too.



Lived in Utah all my life
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****. You sound bland as ****. What am I supposed to do with this introduction? You love your family and friends and enjoy the internet and your smartphone. Great. Oh. Wait. Your teeth are white!

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The Fresh Prince said:
23. Big Rig Driver. Have serious jungle fever (But I like em skinny).

It ain't a datin site, and the majority of y'all packin so I ain't gonna tell you about my livelihood, save that ish foe the birds ya kno.
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What're we talking about here? Just the sisters? Or the whole melanin spectrum?

I love how the white girls are now botoxin' them lips and getting them *** implants to catch up to their sisters of color! That being said, there are some white girls with wicked onions. @whitegirlsareevolving
 
Pretty sure I've taken less than 10 naps in my adult life.
 
Gameface said:
Pretty sure I've taken less than 10 naps in my adult life.
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You are missing out bro.
Probably my favorite nap is in the mountains in my pop up trailer with all the windows rolled down and nice breeze coming through while I can hear the nearby river and bird songs.
Heaven
 
fishonjazz said:
You are missing out bro.
Probably my favorite nap is in the mountains in my pop up trailer with all the windows rolled down and nice breeze coming through while I can hear the nearby river and bird songs.
Heaven
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Heaven
 
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