Who do you think is Utah's most attractive player?

[Siro]

Joe Bagadonuts, I just wanted to confirm that the contract money has been received. Your "problem" will be "taken care of" tonight.

 

[Stifle Tower]

After a while enough of you boys had developed such inferiority complexes that the mods made me move it to a private forum!

We didn't mind the thread. It was posting those pics of the players' junk. And we all know mods have a kind of "diplomatic immunity." When was the last time a mod got an infraction?

 

[enchilada_style]

Morris Almond was kind of a cutie pie

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

This thread just gets worse and worse.

 

[Harold Ballz]

Do former Jazz players count?

This looks like a Jimmy Kimmel sketch.

 

[akirac73]

Do former Jazz players count?

This looks like a Jimmy Kimmel sketch.

Jose Ortiz actually became a handsome man later in life...he kinda looks like Antonio Banderas.

 

[Siro]

^^ Looks like he had corrective surgey. They did an amazing job.

 

[akirac73]

^^ Looks like he had corrective surgey. They did an amazing job.

Either that or marijuana smoking has some great side effects...

 

[JazzyFresh]

 

[Stifle Tower]

^^ Looks like he had corrective surgey. They did an amazing job.

Roids? That guy seriously put on some muscle. With that build I'm surprised he didn't get another shot in the NBA.

 

[Siro]

Roids? That guy seriously put on some muscle. With that build I'm surprised he didn't get another shot in the NBA.

Look at his face. He fixed the disfigurement around his right eye.

 

[Stifle Tower]

After media day, I can see why women are crushing on Neto. He'll get some wolf whistles from the ladies.

 

[VINYLONE]

Hayward hands down. Kid is strikingly handsome.

 

[addictionary]

Hayward hands down. Kid is strikingly handsome.

I always saw Gordon as a handsome version of Hillbilly guy stereotype.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Hayward hands down. Kid is strikingly handsome.

More than anything I think he just keeps himself well groomed now. I don't think 2 years ago anyone would say this about Hayward. Just goes to show you the effectiveness of having a regular haircut.

 

[Siro]

More than anything I think he just keeps himself well groomed now. I don't think 2 years ago anyone would say this about Hayward. Just goes to show you the effectiveness of having a regular haircut.

His face also got more angular and rugged.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

His face also got more angular and rugged.

Methinks that is mostly due to the haircut and facial hair. When you have a 14 year old's haircut it's pretty much impossible to seem rugged.

 

[fishonjazz]

And dem guns doe

 

[Siro]

Methinks that is mostly due to the haircut and facial hair. When you have a 14 year old's haircut it's pretty much impossible to seem rugged.

Muscle mass has a significant effect on your face as well. For example, when I worked out constantly and was well muscled, my face had a more rugged look. Now, that I stopped lifting as regularly, I lost much of my muscle mass, and my face looks noticeably softer, although I weigh about the same.

 

[Stifle Tower]

^
Those dresses you wear now also make you appear much softer, sweet cheeks.