who here has a criminal record?
- Thread starter DutchJazzer
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larryselbows
Banned
Cutting the tags off your mattress.
Zulu
Well-Known Member
Classic...... Reped!
I had to observe public court for 2 months straight after I got a speeding ticket for 75 in a 35 (one week after I got my license) when I was 16.
jazzyapma
Well-Known Member
Fixed.
Beantown
Well-Known Member
Have fun in hell you son of a bitch.
Hitman
Well-Known Member
Aggravated oxygen theft.
Former Member
Banned
the age of consent is a bit different here.
She told you she was 12?
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
Just tell us you tool.
Maybe as part of his new criminal record Dutchjazzer had a warrant out for his arrest that has been served. That would explain why he hasn't been back to tell us why he has a record.
I had a pretty good criminal record going as a juvenile. Had I been busted for all the same stuff at 18 I'd probably be typing this from prison.
age 10 -- breaking and entering
age 12 -- check fraud
age 13 -- arson
age 14 -- auto theft
age 15 -- grand theft
Kids, don't get busted for lighting a fire. They make you go to counselling where they ask you over and over in as many tricky ways as they can think up if you've been molested. I guess starting fires is a side effect of being molested or something.
age 10 -- breaking and entering
age 12 -- check fraud
age 13 -- arson
age 14 -- auto theft
age 15 -- grand theft
Kids, don't get busted for lighting a fire. They make you go to counselling where they ask you over and over in as many tricky ways as they can think up if you've been molested. I guess starting fires is a side effect of being molested or something.
Well someone was quite the trouble maker. I assume you have at least mostly straightened out.
He is dating the woman from Misery. So if he suddenly stops posting we will know that he got out of line and she had to hobble him and tie him to the bed.