UGLI baby
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Stories pls
who here has a criminal record?
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Stories pls
nah, they're really not very good stories.
Fighting is my guess. Assault. Disorderly conduct. Public drunkenness. Disturbing the peace. All of the above.
I have not read the thread.
You got in a fight , plea bargained it down to whatever is common in your country.
so I'll go with disorderly conduct?
UGLI baby
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Nothing major for UGLI Baby.
Got held overnight for an underage drinking ticket before I was 21.
Another time when I was young I was riding with a friend and she got pulled over. The cops saw cigarettes in her car (she was like 17) so they searched the vehicle. They found a weed pipe and assumed it was mine (probly cuz I look so tough and badass.) So I sat there cuffed for about an hour as they played good cop, bad cop on me yelling things like "Wheres the stuff at man?!" "Where is your stash?!" "How much stuff you dealing?!". The girl I was with finally admitted that it was hers and they gave her a ticket. It was really weird because they never even asked her any questions, they just searched me and started trying to crack the case of where I was getting my supply from. Maybe because they couldn't search a girl without calling in a female cop?
Got held overnight for an underage drinking ticket before I was 21.
Another time when I was young I was riding with a friend and she got pulled over. The cops saw cigarettes in her car (she was like 17) so they searched the vehicle. They found a weed pipe and assumed it was mine (probly cuz I look so tough and badass.) So I sat there cuffed for about an hour as they played good cop, bad cop on me yelling things like "Wheres the stuff at man?!" "Where is your stash?!" "How much stuff you dealing?!". The girl I was with finally admitted that it was hers and they gave her a ticket. It was really weird because they never even asked her any questions, they just searched me and started trying to crack the case of where I was getting my supply from. Maybe because they couldn't search a girl without calling in a female cop?
UGLI baby
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I have a hard time believing that check fraud at age 12 doesnt have an atleast somewhat interesting story attached to it.
t.work
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I've been to jail once for something I didn't do. It was stupid. Anyway, they let me out after six hours on account I was the wrong guy. I think falsely accusing and arresting someone should award the victim some sort of compensation when the officers realize they got the wrong guy. I could have lost my job over that **** (considering they arrested me at work).
Crazy laws in Tennessee:
- You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
- It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
Crazy laws in Tennessee:
- You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
- It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
That's what they all say.
t.work
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And that's exactly what the police officer said.
Because it's true. Did you ever get the story of how you were mistaken for the actual culprit?
margodydek
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Rumor has it there was only one guilty man incarcerated at Shawshank.
Darkwing Duck
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My guess is disturbing the peace, public intoxication, something like that.
t.work
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My friend threw a party at the apartment while I was at work one night and I showed up in the midst of them getting 'busted' and they arrested me for 'leaving the scene'. I had just gotten off of work. They thought I had left out the back door and came back. My roommate said there were 2-3 people who jumped off the balcony and got away and they thought I was one. Stupid as hell. The cops in that county are really bad about not doing their job. There's actually a $4 million dollar lawsuit up against them right now.
Two questions:
1. What was going on at the party (too loud, drugs, underage drinking)?
2. Where was this? I'm curious about the lawsuit.
Gyp Rosetti
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I'm pretty sure Dutch doesn't drink so these alcohol related crimes don't fit. I'll guess assault. Or disturbing the peace.
t.work
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1. All of those (marijuana). Keep in mind this was several years ago.
2. Lawsuit has nothing to do with me, just heard about it a week or two ago. Jefferson City, Tennessee (Jefferson County)
PearlWatson
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She just bought skittles.
jazz_fanatic
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Umm...I got a ticket once because I "parked facing the wrong way" on the side of the street.
That's it.
That's it.
Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
^^^
So you're a bad girl. That's so hot!
So you're a bad girl. That's so hot!
Chad Feldheimer
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I'm not allowed in ShopKo. Does that count?