Without the latter, yes.
Who is the biggest troll around here?
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Without the latter, yes.
Man blow me. I was 5'1 and 90 lbs going into 9th grade. I was a mean little ****er though.
I on the other hand am 6'5 230lbs, but I've never got into a physical fight in my adult life. I'm such a gentle giant.
I only fought with people that ****ed with me or others. The bullies in my school and I had a very hate/hate relationship.
I was the guy that never let a bully do his thing without jumping in against the bully.
Fighting is over rated but when a bully sees you enter the fight and backs down it is a great feeling. He knows he can take you but doing so involves a fat lip and bloody nose for him or another kick to the balls or smething similar and it just isn't worth it.
That is the key. Not to be the baddest guy around but to be more trouble than it is worth to mess with you. Then you breeze right thru.
Okay, I have a relevant story. So back when I was 13 or 14, I was hanging after school waiting for basketball practice to start. I have a younger sister, and one her friends whom I knew very well was being harassed by a bunch of kids my age. I decided the right thing to do was to stand up for him, and so I did. I had my teammates in close proximity, so the other kids didn't start anything.
Instead, they waited for me outside of school and jumped me as soon as I got out. There were 6 of them, and the two friend I had with me ran away. I survived the fight with several broken bones, a serious concussion, and 4 days at the hospital.
Good times.
I got jumped once by 3 kids. Got my *** kicked. Me and a friend paid them back twice as bad 1 by 1. they never bothered me again. As I was getting jumped initially I did bite the **** out of one of them.
Edit: I got jumped becasue I was Mormon. That's it. I bit him on his right calf.
Like who? It's okay, go ahead. I'm looking forward to laugh at all those hilarious posts you mention.
Do you even read what you are commenting on?
Not sure if it'd make a difference. I am not even certain Scorp is an actual person and not a realization of the infinite typing monkeys hypothesis.