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Who wants to win this incredible Jazz prize?

One word: Naked Selfies.

Post them in a Facebook-like forum here on the board -- most reviled wins the box. Seems only fair.
 
Kyoto said:
LOL I remember this giveaway... They had the lunch boxes advertised like a week before they traded Carlos away haha
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Yep, and a remaining PG on the roster, Raul Lopez, helped give away the lunchboxes (with lunches) to school kids.
 
Stifle Tower said:
OK, no wrassling. Instead we'll have a picnic. Do you think we meet in Orm or Merican Fark? You bring a bucket of KFC. I'll bring funeral potatoes and Jello salad (the Utah kind with grapes and grated carrots in it). Have to get those servings of fruits and vegetables in the meal somewhere! Oh yeah, can you also pick up some Shasta soda?
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tsk tsk tsk that would be Shasta pop.
 
So many good comments. Making this offer was worth the thread that followed. When it comes to the contest, I almost chose the best contest proposal as the winner of the pristine mint condition Jiffy Lube™ "I Can't Wait!" Carlos Arroyo Lunchbox, but that wouldn't have been entirely fair. So, let's go with this idea:

framer said:
Bah, the contest should be to guess what Lifeonaplate has stored INSIDE of said lunchbox. Guess the contents, win the box.
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OK, Jazzfanz. Let's see if you can guess what's inside the pristine mint condition Jiffy Lube™ "I Can't Wait!" Carlos Arroyo Lunchbox.

(Fine Print: 1 guess per person. Winner must reside in the lower 48 states, and if the winner is in Utah and can meet me at an upcoming game where I can deliver the box rather than having to pay shipping fees that would be fun, too, but not required.)
 
LifeOnaPlate said:
So many good comments. Making this offer was worth the thread that followed. When it comes to the contest, I almost chose the best contest proposal as the winner of the pristine mint condition Jiffy Lube™ "I Can't Wait!" Carlos Arroyo Lunchbox, but that wouldn't have been entirely fair. So, let's go with this idea:



OK, Jazzfanz. Let's see if you can guess what's inside the pristine mint condition Jiffy Lube™ "I Can't Wait!" Carlos Arroyo Lunchbox.

(Fine Print: 1 guess per person. Winner must reside in the lower 48 states, and if the winner is in Utah and can meet me at an upcoming game where I can deliver the box rather than having to pay shipping fees that would be fun, too, but not required.)
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My guess is lunch.
 
Grandpa Jazz said:
Every once in awhile i read something that just "stupifies" me. Where the bejesus are you from "stifle tower"? Where did you get the notion that Utahns pronounce that word as "root"? I have lived here(SLC) most of my life and i have never heard anyone pronounce that word in that way, ever. Sounds Southern U.S. to my ears. This is no big deal, just amazes me though. Utah isn't a pretty great state it's a pretty misunderstood state. Well, regrettably not "misunderstood" in all things, but nowhere is perfect. Wait a minute.......... i have a sneaking suspicion that stifle tower could be a "Frog", you know, a Frenchie. Come on s. t. come clean, where are you really from!

If you once knew someone from Utah and they said root when they meant route then they were probably from somewhere else.
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I grew up in Salt Lake. Everyone I knew said "root" and "crick." After moving to San Francisco when I was 13, I had to learn how to speak correctly, including pronunciation of certain words, losing my accent and talking at a normal speed. Most native Utahns talk so sloooooooowly. So when I make jokes about Utah, I do so from experience.
 
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