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Why do you love your wife?

Beer

Beer

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I talk a lot of **** on my wife so I thought I'd be a good guy and say something nice so you don't think im completely insane for being married to her.

1. She always gets a beer or cocktail at dinner and then takes 1 sip .... So boom I get 2 drinks every dinner.
2. She is hilarious.The only non famous girl that can make me laugh consistently.
3. She is super hot, still has her 19 y.o. body after 2 kids.
4. She has great taste in movies, music, tv and all media in general. I rarely get stuck watching or listening to something crappy.
5. She loves to do it
6. She really is my best friend ... a moody irrational best friend.
 
Beer said:
2. She is hilarious.The only non famous girl that can make me laugh consistently.
6. She really is my best friend ... a moody irrational best friend.
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I put those two on the short list of what traits people should look for in a spouse before they get married. Maybe even the top two on that list. Someone who can make you laugh (and who you can make laugh), and someone who can be your best friend.
 
Beer said:
I talk a lot of **** on my wife so I thought I'd be a good guy and say something nice so you don't think im completely insane for being married to her.

1. She always gets a beer or cocktail at dinner and then takes 1 sip .... So boom I get 2 drinks every dinner.
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Glad your priorities are in tact.
 
She sleeps with a big knife under her pillow.
Oh wait, that was my ex. Glad i lived through it! And believe me, I didn't get much sleep after I discovered that hidden knife.


As for my current wife, she puts up with me. Not really sure why. If I were her, I would have traded up a long time ago.
 
1. She is extremely bright.
2. She challenges me.
3. She has a beautiful soul.
4. She's goofy.
5. She's pretty.
6. She knows how to turn me on.
7. She almost never complains about anything I do.
8. She makes beaucoup bucks.
 
In no particular order:

1. Wife is a light weight/cheap date
2. Due to #1 she stops drinking early at parties so I always have a DD when we go out.
3. My wife is a bread winner. She let me be a stay at home dad with no kids for awhile.
4. She doesn't really cook much but doesn't ask me to cook either.
5. Even though she works a ton of hours, the house is spotless -- kind of a clean freak
6. People think we are a nice couple because she carries the load by talking to new people (I hear from people who just met me that I am not nice).
7. She is funny and, when she is not funny, she laughs at herself, which then makes her funny again.
8. She is a minimalist so only buys what she needs. Fortunately for her, I need a lot of stuff so she keeps busy buying those things.
9. Along with #8, when we go shopping for clothes, we spend more time looking for me and somehow she finds inexpensive stuff she looks very good in.
10. My wife loves and trusts me enough to let me go to Burning Man by myself every year.
11. Number 6 shaped our friendship, and she is cool with most of our best friends being pretty girls.
12. My wife only occasionally reminds me that our best friends are not attracted to men, despite my drunk revisionist recollection of the previous night's party.
13. Shes really smart, she has a ton of jobs including becoming a professor at 23.
 
One of the few people I can spend extended periods of time around and not want to bash my brains in with a hammer.

She also tolerates me, and that's no small feat.

She's loyal to her friends to a fault.

She never tells me what I can and cannot do.
 
Gameface said:
One of the few people I can spend extended periods of time around and not want to bash my brains in with a hammer.

She also tolerates me, and that's no small feat.

She's loyal to her friends to a fault.

She never tells me what I can and cannot do.
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Great ones. 1,2 and 4 here are so perfectly true of MsSerp too.
 
1- As much as I bitch about her, she really is my complimentary piece.
2- She reigns me in, but in a good way. I'm a very reactionary personality, both good and bad. She knows just how to talk be back in from that. She calms me down when I want to go smash some douche's face in.
3- We share so much history together (we started dating when she was 16 and I was 17) that we don't even need a look to communicate anymore. We both just know what the other person is thinking, wanting, doing.
4- Even though it may not seem like it here (especially for those that I've actually met), but I'm naturally a reserved person. I'd much rather watch someone make an *** out of himself than be the one to do it. As a consequence of that, I often times don't give myself up to relationships (friends, etc.) fully. As a result of that, I have a lot of "buddies", but no real close friends. I really have no group of guy friends that I go hang out with or go do stuff with. She's helped me immensely with that. She pushes me out of my comfort zone in a huge way.
5- She makes damn cute kids.

Just to name a couple.
 
Best friend
Mother to all of my kids (this is why I married her), just not our kids
Hot as hell
Funny with a wicked sense of sarcasm
Smart and completely capable of handling anything she needs done
Supports me but is my equal not my subservient
 
Wife saw this and wanted to know why my list wasn't simply:

Her breasts.
 
bigb said:
1- As much as I bitch about her, she really is my complimentary piece.
2- She reigns me in, but in a good way. I'm a very reactionary personality, both good and bad. She knows just how to talk be back in from that. She calms me down when I want to go smash some douche's face in.
3- We share so much history together (we started dating when she was 16 and I was 17) that we don't even need a look to communicate anymore. We both just know what the other person is thinking, wanting, doing.
4- Even though it may not seem like it here (especially for those that I've actually met), but I'm naturally a reserved person. I'd much rather watch someone make an *** out of himself than be the one to do it. As a consequence of that, I often times don't give myself up to relationships (friends, etc.) fully. As a result of that, I have a lot of "buddies", but no real close friends. I really have no group of guy friends that I go hang out with or go do stuff with. She's helped me immensely with that. She pushes me out of my comfort zone in a huge way.
5- She makes damn cute kids.

Just to name a couple.
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You're a good man. Sorry feel bad about #4.
 
My wife has a great sense of humor with a great deal of sarcasm.
We can talk forever about anything or nothing.
She challenges me to be better and continually improve myself.
 
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