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Wojnarowski: Hayward's food poisoning from pork tacos, quesadilla, or churro at SLC restaurant

So where did he really get food poisoning?
 
I think that we're all being punished for our support of the churro demigod. Blasphemy! All that soft, fried flour, sugar, and cinnamon worship caused this ironic twist in our chances. The CHURRO IS NOT WISE! The Churro turned against us and ya'll still want to support it? I mean... consider Franklin... he gained about 20 lbs this month eating churros at Betos! As for me and my house... we will not praise the Baal-churro.

I mean, heck...Even LogGrad can eat a churro...

Now for the Churrospiracy...

Question #1... How did Doc Rivers know that Hayward was going to eat there?

Answer: If you recall the last Clippers game of the regular season, Doc says that 'there are no secrets in the NBA'... 'We will have a scout on their plane travelling with them'... so it was no secret that Hayward could be pursuaded to eat some of that sloppy Mexi-cuisine at Albertos. The only thing he needed was for some subliminal messages via jazzfanz posts prompting churro love. Doc's spy easily showed the posts of churros to Hayward and after a bit of Zoolander hypnosis... Albertos!!!

Question #2... How much did Doc pay to be able to slather his hands deep in raw chicken and smothering that ripe, salmonella all over them churros? Nothing... He just showed them his own stale churro...

Question #3... Why in Zeus' Bunghole is Hayward eating at Albertos late at night the day before a game? Other than hypnosis, I have no idea!!!

Moses' people didn't make it to the promised land because they were worshiped the golden calf. If we are going to be champions we have to put down the churro. That includes you Gordon. #Churrosbetray#Docdidit#baalchurro
 
Wow, andy Larsen says the restaurant that made Gordon sick can be found on the internet. I bet he was referencing this thread.
Curious, there was no mention of a churo....

Andy Larsen ✔ @andyblarsen
Let's just say it is easy enough to find out where the sickness inducing sandwich came from if you are an adept internet sleuther.

Andy Larsen ✔ @andyblarsen
Gordon Hayward said it was a "sandwich from a place" that got him and wife Robyn sick on Sunday.
 
mellow said:
Wow, andy Larsen says the restaurant that made Gordon sick can be found on the internet. I bet he was referencing this thread.
Curious, there was no mention of a churo....

Andy Larsen ✔ @andyblarsen
Let's just say it is easy enough to find out where the sickness inducing sandwich came from if you are an adept internet sleuther.

Andy Larsen ✔ @andyblarsen
Gordon Hayward said it was a "sandwich from a place" that got him and wife Robyn sick on Sunday.
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I think Andy Larsen is smart enough to not fall for fake Woj bombs.
 
I love all the people that fell for this thread. The churro should have been a dead giveaway and still people believed it LOLLLL
 
Tom Pitt said:
There is an Alberto's in St George and I have had food from this establishment that led to a bout of food poisoning.
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I've ate at just about all of them in the area. I now go to Alfredo's in Hurricane at least once a month and nothing has ever happened to me... I suggest manudo on Saturday mornings. I would never eat there before a game though, I'm sure Hayward wouldn't either.
 
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