Gobnipotent?
I think it has to be the Gobstopper. Simple, easy, pertinent, makes you think of candy. What's not to like?
Gobliterator/Gobliterated is much, much better.
I just thought of a new nickname. Inspector Gobert.
"Go go go go gobert arms"
"Don't forget to solute the Inspector"
"Inspector Gobert, protecting the paint from Villans such as 'the beard', 'the splash brothers', 'King James' etc"
Now I know that Inspectors are police officers and don't really solute. I also know that they investigate more than they do "protecting" but don't get caught up in all that, it still works.
That is easily your worst post ever.
I know. Even my wife thinks I'm unfunny. Most of the time she doesn't realize I'm joking. At least I'll have a few years when my son laughs at my jokes before he realizes they aren't funny. Kids are obligated to think their dad is funny before they become teenagers.