Wow. Cougar fans aren't going to like this......

[SaltyDawg]

Not necessarily on that one. If the NFL takes Jake Locker #1 like he is projected, that's their problem. He's going to bust hard.

It's pretty rare that any QB taken #1 pans out. I guess it happens every once in a while, but QB's have a pretty high bust ratio when taken early for some reason.

I think Locker's okay. I probably wouldn't take him #1 overall, but I think he'll be at least decent and maybe even very good in the pros (if he gets put in the right situation).

Of course, I'm also expecting a very good year from Alex Smith this year (and the 49ers to win that division), so we'll see what I know in a few months.

 

[retroevo]

No worries, it won't be long before you are in agreement. Washington and Jake Locker, the supposed #1 NFL QB draft pick for '11, are coming to Provo for the first game of the season on Sept 4th. Heaps will outplay him. Let the hype begin.

O yea, that also reminds me of a guy who was really highly touted, I believe he was rated #1 QB out of high school, that also signed with BYU .... not too long ago... Ben Olsen

Transferred to UCLA after his mission....

Where exactly is he now?

I've been to an SC game and watched Barkley plays. You're delusional if you think that any kid out of HS is going to be better than Barkley next year!

 

[Hopper]

Oops, wrong damn topic. Mo's probably da onliest one who could.

 

[David Stern]

I imagine Utah will get two straight at home against BYU. No real alternative, I would think.

The rivalry matters more to Utah than it does BYU, no way that happens.

 

[freakazoid]

Haha, Utah fans are so lame. "they [BYU] should feel honored to get a game against a team in a real conference."

I just told Mrs. Trout that quote and I thought she was going to die laughing. I asked her, "Do you think they're just trying to get my goat, or are they serious...?" She was like, "Oh, they're serious." and went on to tell me about some fart box she knows who wrote up a full blog page on what a great day in history it was when the Utes got into a "Real Conference".

There aren't enough adjectives in the English language to describe how ludicrous the Utah fan base is.

This reminds me of the time my little brother threw a fit and quit playing T-ball because he couldn't move up to little league with me. Sure, I tried to humor him by throwing him a few pitches now and then, but all it did was make him realize he sucked, and his true place in the world would always be T-ball. He's now 36 and coaching his son's T-ball team. Whenever they have fielding practice, he takes several swings, only to hit the T and knock the ball off each time. After a few minutes, he calls in one of the 6 year olds to "finish up" for him. Then he goes home and cries into his pillow.

This is BYU's destiny.

 

[bordelais7]

This reminds me of the time my little brother threw a fit and quit playing T-ball because he couldn't move up to little league with me. Sure, I tried to humor him by throwing him a few pitches now and then, but all it did was make him realize he sucked, and his true place in the world would always be T-ball. He's now 36 and coaching his son's T-ball team. Whenever they have fielding practice, he takes several swings, only to hit the T and knock the ball off each time. After a few minutes, he calls in one of the 6 year olds to "finish up" for him. Then he goes home and cries into his pillow.

This is BYU's destiny.

Following the story here, what would Utah's destiny be, then? Writing unconvincing analogies?

 

[UB]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULP1qWOMY_M&feature=player_embedded


*shrug*

 

[freakazoid]

Following the story here, what would Utah's destiny be, then? Writing unconvincing analogies?

To be honest, I was really hoping nobody would ask this. You got me.(which part was unconvincing?)(nevermind)

Utah's destiny would be making the disgusting man stain on the pillow in which BYU is crying into.(God knows they can't do it themselves)(that would be a sin)

Sorry for the misunderstanding.

 

[Scat]

This reminds me of the time my little brother threw a fit and quit playing T-ball because he couldn't move up to little league with me. Sure, I tried to humor him by throwing him a few pitches now and then, but all it did was make him realize he sucked, and his true place in the world would always be T-ball. He's now 36 and coaching his son's T-ball team. Whenever they have fielding practice, he takes several swings, only to hit the T and knock the ball off each time. After a few minutes, he calls in one of the 6 year olds to "finish up" for him. Then he goes home and cries into his pillow.

This is BYU's destiny.

T-Ball has pussified the American male. T-Ball should be banned in all 50 states!!

 

[C l u t c H 385]

Damn it. I thought this thread was going to be about older woman.

It was gonna be bad news though. Dodged a bullet.

 

[freakazoid]

Damn it. I thought this thread was going to be about older woman.

Nope. Bigger.


Much, much BIGGER.

in other cults, these would be known as "Bordy" panties.

Everywhere else, they are known as Gordies underdoodies.

 

[CONAN]

This reminds me of the time my little brother threw a fit and quit playing T-ball because he couldn't move up to little league with me. Sure, I tried to humor him by throwing him a few pitches now and then, but all it did was make him realize he sucked, and his true place in the world would always be T-ball. He's now 36 and coaching his son's T-ball team. Whenever they have fielding practice, he takes several swings, only to hit the T and knock the ball off each time. After a few minutes, he calls in one of the 6 year olds to "finish up" for him. Then he goes home and cries into his pillow.

Nice family moment there.