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addictionary

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babe should probably own it. But I was wondering, if there is a simple post in the depths of jazzfanz archive that is edited and updated all this time and became a thick book of its own. All kinds of possibilities in here with so much lurkers. I bet it is so old and forgotten that no one can guess where it is.

Reveal yourself. Share it with us if it's finished.
 
I don't think it'll be in this thread.

I can fix that.

uhhh. . . . hmmmm. . . . first edit:

this is an interesting challenge. . . . directly taking on a mathematical proof of EJ's erroneous a priori passing thoughts' fallibility. I am searching my onboard data base of philosophical meanderings. . . . did Plato address this fundamental problem in the human condition? Did Aristotle work this problem into his schema of shadow realities we are doomed like slaves to deal with throughout our lives chained beneath the projections of mainstream media producers? Did Jesus say something about this? Did Joseph Smith? Karl Marx? Nietzche? Freud? Dr. Jones?

tbc.

uhhh. . . . . hmmmmmm.. . . . second edit:

The most obvious point of attack is the freeby trout offers. . . "I don't think. . . .", a point few worldly philosophers would miss. People who don't think stuff are the primary protagonists of thinkers. . . . you know, like in the famous statue depicted in every book offered as material for a first course in philosophy. Obviously most people won't think this, or won't think that, because on the face of things, it would just be stupid to admit thinking about one little thing like that, or another. It implies there is nothing better to be thinking. . . .

And in this case, the point is even more poignant. Why would anybody think the longest post ever would be the only previous post in this particular thread, which has been, so far, noticed by only three or four contenders?

However, as with every other point of contention between humans, any assertion of fact will immediately draw flies, gnats, spiders, bats, rats, snakes, raptors, coyotes, and then cougars into a vortex of argument, and some naïve fool who just loves attention will begin to prove the fact wrong by any means possible or available.

And, in this case, provided by the OP and directly precipitated by the second. . . .

tbc.

uhhhhh. . . . . hmmmm. . . . .

As usual, my thinking on things changes almost every day, or whenever I have time to think again.

I've decided Trout is right. Yes, right. Just plain right in the shape of the SNL "Church Lady" tradition, and for the same reasons.

And, in honor of Trout's divine rightness, I'll take this to the same level. Being right philosophically always comes down to a toilet moment, when you are finally just done with stuff, or any subject. At such a time when you can concretely lay it all out in plain view, and smell, and point to it objectively, you are finally "right".

However, that is also the time when it is most appropriate to just flush it away and think again.

The sculptor of that great masterpiece, "The Thinker", omits the most essential part of the picture, The Toilet.

I am now done with Trout. I will move on to more profound insights. Next Time.
 
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Doesn't happen in one day, honey nipples.

Trout knows this, I'm sure.

With the formula laid down by the OP, I had a choice. Either go find my finest, longest masterpiece where ever it is, or build up a doosie to beat all doosies.

The problem with doing it in here consists mainly of how to keep the thread on page one.

That will take some help from curious, awe-struck onlookers, or co-conspirators. . . . .

within a few more edits, I'll already have a strong contender growing right above this note. What we need is someone who will find another post that's longer than what I have, so far. . . .
 
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The problem with doing it in here consists mainly of how to keep the thread on page one.

That will take some help from curious, awe-struck onlookers, or co-conspirators. . . . .

I gotchur back. If our curious swashbucklers shy away from the job.
 
There is a limit to how big a single post can be, I'm pretty sure.
 
There is a limit to how big a single post can be, I'm pretty sure.
I have tried out this issue the first time I posted this. I checked out how many characters a post can include maximum. The browser crashed after a few more copy pastes.

I guess I should try it on a better PC.
 
So I've tried the cop+paste method again and created a document of 52.200 "a" letters typed without spaces and following clicking the "post" button, I received this message from the forum. Yep the one up there ^


Therefore, I ask his babeness to forgive my rudeness to alter my challenge call a bit.

I will look for the post that has unavoidably 30000 characters at maximum; BUT includes words that are different from each other. Now remember that you will also have a video embedding space and 10 or 15 maximum image embedding spaces for each of your post if the codes for these actions don't take character space cap, so yeah. This is the updated challenge.
 
Another update:

Yeah. The image and video embedding quotes are unfortunately taking the character space cap so no point in using them. Just good ol' writing (Typing in this case).
 
30,000 characters? And I can explain the world in one of these, over and over again?
Well, boundaries suck, I know. I understand if you call quits on this one so let's not push it.

The world has been defined in perfect one sentences of philosophy for ages though.

So how about this? You can form a post full of your loaded sentences, kinda like an anthology of your aphorisms.

It can be the longest post ever with the loadedness of its meaningfullness.
 
Well, boundaries suck, I know. I understand if you call quits on this one so let's not push it.

The world has been defined in perfect one sentences of philosophy for ages though.

So how about this? You can form a post full of your loaded sentences, kinda like an anthology of your aphorisms.

It can be the longest post ever with the loadedness of its meaninglessness.

fixed.
 
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