2014-2015 Jazzfanz Official #playoffpush thread #rallychurro

[Stoked]

I'm focused on 41 wins. That's an objective goal. Try to get above .500 and then let that fate decide their fortunes. Really wish they'd have won 1-2 other games that they should have, or moved Gobert into the starting lineup even before they moved Kanter. Either of those things would have me feeling better about their chances.

No worries mi amigo. I am uptimistic enough for both of us!!! Kool-aid for everyone!!! I don't run out!

 

[Magic Spray]

Churrvotional for today, brothers and sisters:

 

[Stoked]

#RallyChurro has heard our prayers and is rewarding loyal belief.

https://basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/237126/Kevin-Durant-Removed-From-Basketball-Activities

"Kevin Durant has been removed from all basketball activities by the Oklahoma City Thunder. There is no timetable for when Durant will be ready to play"

 

[nightmare3983]

#RallyChurro has heard our prayers and is rewarding loyal belief.

https://basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/237126/Kevin-Durant-Removed-From-Basketball-Activities

"Kevin Durant has been removed from all basketball activities by the Oklahoma City Thunder. There is no timetable for when Durant will be ready to play"

I'm a believer already, but if something happened that kept Westbrook out, I would sell all of my possessions and spend all of the proceeds on churros.

 

[Stoked]

I'm a believer already, but if something happened that kept Westbrook out, I would sell all of my possessions and spend all of the proceeds on churros.

Add Davis to that list longer than a sprained ankle will hold him back.

 

[fallenchicken]

This is our chance. Got to win at GS. ****. I want those Lakers/Boston/Wizard games back. ALl super winnable.

 

[dipship31]

IF we can somehow pull off the GS game and OKC/NOP actually start dropping games with these injuries it could start to get interesting

 

[silesian]

0.2% playoff odds per Hollinger. Means 10 out of his 5,000 simulations have us in the playoffs.

If we beat GSW, odds will go up by a lot, since most simulations will have us losing that game. Let's get to 1%!

 

[Stoked]

0.2% playoff odds per Hollinger. Means 10 out of his 5,000 simulations have us in the playoffs.

If we beat GSW, odds will go up by a lot, since most simulations will have us losing that game. Let's get to 1%!

Problem with that is that it does not account for injuries. I'd place our chances at about 10-15%

 

[Stoked]

As a sub plot to this thread. If the Jazz don't make the playoffs then I want the Thunder to get in as it affects when the Jazz get their pick apparently.

 

[nightmare3983]

As a sub plot to this thread. If the Jazz don't make the playoffs then I want the Thunder to get in as it affects when the Jazz get their pick apparently.

Agreed. That 8th spot needs to belong to the Jazz or the Thunder. Keep the Pelicans and Suns out of it!

 

[LogGrad98]

Since Rally Churro we've seen injuries in

-Kanter
-Davis
-Klay
-Ibaka

Yet we are still doubtful? Wtf Jazzfanz?

On top of that the Rally Turd© I had from eating my last rally churo was near perfect. Nicely formed, like a more rounded king - sized Snickers, uniformly a nice chocolate brown, and wow did that sucker come out clean. I just got up and walked away, no TP and no tobacco stains later. It was truly a holy crap.

 

[Stoked]

Apparently the Pelicans Asik went down with a calf injury last night against the Suns. No idea if he will miss more games.

Keep hitting those VooDoo Dolls Lindsey and SNyder!

 

[magic]

Apparently the Pelicans Asik went down with a calf injury last night against the Suns. No idea if he will miss more games.

Keep hitting those VooDoo Dolls Lindsey and SNyder!

lol I thought after the wizards game the churro had forsaken us.

little did I know that the churro was simply taking a longer term approach to us making the playoffs this year

 

[Stoked]

lol I thought after the wizards game the churro had forsaken us.

little did I know that the churro was simply taking a longer term approach to us making the playoffs this year

Jazz need to stay focused and bring it every night. If they do that and the injuries even stay where they are at for the Pelicans and Thunder I think we actually have a chance.

 

[Xsy]

Pelicans are pretty much decimated. Thunder are missing Durant, Ibaka, and Kanter.

I know the odds are still slim as hell, but god damn.

Really makes my heart ache about how many games we've lost because of missed free throws.

 

[mrob]

I know that a lot of this season has been a learning process for the team, but being so close now really makes me wish we could have picked up a few more games early on. That 3-16 stretch is weighing heavily now. This team deserves to be in there with the way they are playing now.

 

[nightmare3983]

Pelicans are pretty much decimated. Thunder are missing Durant, Ibaka, and Kanter.

I know the odds are still slim as hell, but god damn.

Really makes my heart ache about how many games we've lost because of missed free throws.

Carolinajazz's head will explode if the Westbrook-carried Thunder beat the unselfish Hawks.

 

[Hekate]

Churro does not play nice. Churro is not honorable. If we make the playoffs honorable gods will punish us. Let us repent and rejoice with our lottery pick for it is the final piece we shall need to reach the oasis that is playoffs next year. As the mighty Dennis Lindsey said "let's not skip steps, yo" we shall contend when it is our time. For the western conference is full of terror and stacked teams.

Churro is evil and dark and it sways our mind for the unattainable.

 

[colton]

https://www.deseretnews.com/article...still-have-a-chance-to-make-the-playoffs.html

The way he describes the guys behavior I'm thinking it was a drunk Fish. Own up to it Fish!

Loved this line: "We all know Enes Kanter is like the small x on a calculator that just multiplies the other team’s points because he doesn’t know how to play defense"