This is one of the best threads in GD history.
This is one of the best threads in GD history.
Just wait till Hartsock quits being a ***** and unself bans himself.
Then this happens
She calls me yelling about "Where is my amex!?!?" Its been on her nightstand for the past week, not in her ****ing purse where it ****ing goes. I tell her where it is.
"UGGHHHH, FINE TRANSFER ME SOME MONEY TO MY OTHER CARD! NOW!"
Hell, no, if you're going to be an ******* you can turn your pretty little *** around, drive home, and go get the AMEX THAT YOU MISPLACED!
That's a good oneI have a lot of freedom at work. I'm a bad *** that's in high demand so I make the rules. Anywho, occasionally my wife will need me to come home early so I can watch the kids so she can go do whatever it is she needs to do. So she'll say can you be home at 330? And I always make sure I say "Maybe, I'll try" Then she'll always be texting me all god damn day about being home at exactly 330 or else her day, plans and life will be ruined. The thing is I always get home at 330 and she NEVER EVER leaves until well after then sometimes hours after then. But yet the next time she will still be harassing me about being home at 330 or else its the end of the world. I'm going to be home at 330 today. She'll be laying in bed. The girl she is going to go do something with will not be answering her texts. And they will leave at 5. Mark my words.
LolWakes up.