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Things your significant other does that drives you cray

Beer said:
Then this happens

She calls me yelling about "Where is my amex!?!?" Its been on her nightstand for the past week, not in her ****ing purse where it ****ing goes. I tell her where it is.

"UGGHHHH, FINE TRANSFER ME SOME MONEY TO MY OTHER CARD! NOW!"

Hell, no, if you're going to be an ******* you can turn your pretty little *** around, drive home, and go get the AMEX THAT YOU MISPLACED!
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That's nice of you to be complimentary even under those circumstances.
 
I think franklin's wife and mine are clones. Just described my wife to freaking t.
 
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I took away my wife's credit cards and debit cards. Not because she spent too much, but she bought too much. Does that make sense? (It does to frank, apparently.)

She can have anything she wants.. so long as it isn't ****ing clutter.

She is very good, though, about not giving a **** about the finances. A few months ago I sold her car without her knowledge and bought her a new one.. she had no say in either. That is NOT me being a prick, she actually just doesn't care.. which is kinda nice.

Last week I also bought the new 6seater Polaris Crew. I told her and she was just, like, "Wow, cool.. when do we get it."

And she doesn't complain about not having access to credit cards, etc.. a

.. and she's hot.

Wrong thread?
 
I'm going to catch tons of flack for this but this book helped my family put a lot of these differences in perspective.

https://www.amazon.com/Just-Nature-...EX4_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1428791026&sr=1-2

Is definitely got a new agey vibe to it but when you cut through the hokey crap it's pretty sound stuff. It's a personality profiling system like the old Briggs Meyer stuff but she puts it in a perspective and provides actual strategies to diagnose and deal with different personality types that makes it much more helpful for actual daily interpersonal interactions.
 
Beer said:
I have a lot of freedom at work. I'm a bad *** that's in high demand so I make the rules. Anywho, occasionally my wife will need me to come home early so I can watch the kids so she can go do whatever it is she needs to do. So she'll say can you be home at 330? And I always make sure I say "Maybe, I'll try" Then she'll always be texting me all god damn day about being home at exactly 330 or else her day, plans and life will be ruined. The thing is I always get home at 330 and she NEVER EVER leaves until well after then sometimes hours after then. But yet the next time she will still be harassing me about being home at 330 or else its the end of the world. I'm going to be home at 330 today. She'll be laying in bed. The girl she is going to go do something with will not be answering her texts. And they will leave at 5. Mark my words.
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That's a good one
 
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