Went through an entire undergraduate degree without a single coffee.
Had my first coffee ever when i was walking past this café, and this girl I had just met (insanely, extremely cute) was working there and yelled at me to spend her break with her. This was the summer between my second and third year of undergrad.
I grab a seat, and she comes back to the table with two full mugs of strong Italian coffee. Damn. No way am I telling her I don't drink coffee.
When she asked: "oh wait 'Dalamon', do you take cream or sugar with your coffee?"
Dalabawse: "Nah, I prefer black coffee."
Tasted like steeped gravel, and I think I had to go pee like 20 times that day.