Since teams appear to be giving Kobe gifts, what will the Jazz give?

[mellow]

A couple of golf passes so he and OJ can go look for the real criminals.

 

[The Midnight]

Some air balls...

LOL .. haven't seen those in ages!! Used to play cricket with those during PE classes... good times...

 

[NUMBERICA]

Who ****ing cares?

 

[Magic Spray]

So many good ideas already.

I hope that they don't give Kobe anything. They gave Kareem something. But I don't think they gave Jordan anything.

If you don't pass Letter Carrier on the all-time scoring list, you ain't getting' **** from us.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

A signed picture of Ben Simmons?

 

[Hitman]

 

[The Midnight]

A signed picture of Ben Simmons?

With all the games the Lakers are losing right now for a chance at Simmons, Kobe would probably throw that picture right back at you.

 

[zbone]

A mormon wife perhaps?

 

[RJF]

The gift of a loss for his last ever professional game. That and boos, lots and lots of boos.

This.

 

[franklin]

Who ****ing cares?

NBA fans.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

I'm guessing having the girl from Eagle Colorado give him a rape kit is way out of line, or sitting behind him heckling him, or across the LA bench or behind the basket with NO!" stuck to her butt and she bends over when he shoots? Yeah I'm guessing all that is way out of line.

Obviously joking as that is a serious issue and basketball is just game.

 

[Revolution 9]

a vase full of all our playoff tears...