Jazz 'Major' Announcement - Corbin's Contract Extended

[Bodhi]

6 Tickets and 6 hotdogs for $90.

2 Lower Bowl Seats and a Large Pizza for $120?

KOC is gone. Let the Scott Layden era begin.

Calling a do-over on the Harris/Favors introduction so that Randy can give them each their copy of "Driven".

Rep'd for comedic genius.....

 

[VINYLONE]

Anything...?

 

[franklin]

This sounds like an unbelievable function. Glad I am wearing my work clothes.

Eh, let me tell you somethin' about unbelievable function, and eh, eh, Karl Malone do it for free. We get together, you aaaann me, we see if it work out, and then we talk money, ok. Eh, Ima tell you somethin'. Let me tell you somethin'.

 

[Archie Moses]

Brandon Davies saved a bunch of money on child support by switching to condoms.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Brandon Davies saved a bunch of money on child support by switching to condoms.

Focus Archie.
You are in the wrong thread.
Randy Rigby doesn't care about Brandon Davies.

Step away from the computer, take a jog, clear your head and then come back with a vengeance.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Who?

 

[Inn Dawn]

What a farce this thread is. And who the hell is Randy Rigby?

 

[Archie Moses]

Focus Archie.
You are in the wrong thread.
Randy Rigby doesn't care about Brandon Davies.

Step away from the computer, take a jog, clear your head and then come back with a vengeance.

Dang, you're right. My bad.

 

[mellow]

PK reported on 1320 that the Major Announcement is that PK is being named the official Utah Jazz Team Chaplain for the rest of the season. I like PK.

 

[Favors Flave]

The team will be supplied with headbands and Gordon Hayword will get a tattoo

 

[infection]

Raja Bell and Francisco Elson to BYU for the rights to Brandon Davies.

 

[VINYLONE]

The team will be supplied with headbands and Gordon Hayword will get a tattoo

Who the **** is Gordon Hayword?

 

[Archie Moses]

Who the **** is Gordon Hayword?

I know you have a hard time understanding things, but really? Don't act like you don't know who he's talking, guy.

 

[Doc Cherno]

They signed Tomic, right before he was kidnapped by Libyan nationals demanding both of the picks we got for Williams.

 

[franklin]

"We have secured for AK a multi-million dollar contract with a major Head and Shoulders competitor in exchange for a $1 buyout of the remainder on his contract. We are proud to announce that not only are we now under the luxury tax, but we've also sold an average of 500 of 18,000 tickets for the remainder of the season at our special D-League discount price! There are plenty left so come enjoy watching Raja, Price, CJ, and Fes."

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

They signed Tomic, right before he was kidnapped by Libyan nationals demanding both of the picks we got for Williams.

THE LIBYANS! Run for it Marty!

 

[gomretat]

Not a player move or it would not be RR making the announcement

 

[kwb]

It's, "First 1,000 fans tomorrow get an official buckle up seat belt signed by Craig Bolerjack."

 

[jazzmeister]

Malone coming on as Assistant Coach. In what capacity though? TBD. This will be huge for Favors though. Huge.

https://twitter.com/slcdunk/status/43072160339734528

 

[Jazz4ever]

Between Malone, Jefferson, and Millsap Favors should learn quite a bit.