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The Bad Calls Have Never Been This Bad

Batman

Batman

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The Vivent Smart Home Crusaders

I just keep smh dudes. The calls against the Jazz have been consistently bad this year. And then there was last night! Hosed again. Faves gets punched in the face by Bogut the Barbarian, not a flagrant. Lyles gets clean steal on Rush: douche bag ref whistles foul because he swiped at air... As if the air was a person! Air ain't no person.

I just don't get some of these refs. It's as if the other teams are letting these off refs suck on their jock strap before games and because the Jazz are too classy an organization to do that, they are taking it out against the Vivent Smart Home crusaders who where uniforms with the sanctified logo of Jazz on the front.

Then there was when Hayward got fouled by Livingston, no call, went up for rebound on his miss, gets called for a foul and then earns the first tech of his career by saying, "I'm a Vivent Smart Home Crusader, ya Bit**."

I motion the formality that if Gordon Houston Hayward ever earns a technical foul, there should be a stoppage in play wherein a committee of the best and brightest of the minds in NBA officiating, other wise known as NBA screw jobs, otherwise known as NBA Jock Strap connoisseurs, should fly in and meet with the current referees on the court, just after each fan at the game has been moderately sedated with a horse tranquilizer, and discuss what exactly it was that made them deserve the righteous anger of a Gordon Houston Hayward.

Hayward is also known by another name, Abel. It's true. His father, Gordon senior, would say it from time to time, never quite knowing why, until last night when the Ref, Kane, gave him his first T and thus murdered his on court innocence.

So, these hack jobs of officiating, I'm having a hard time living with the injustice, I am considering leading a movement against the subversive institution of these Jock Strap Connoisseurs. It could be like the civil rights movement only bigger. And I could be like MLK only not as articulate or Iconic. Therefore, I nominate, CY as our... Ugh, yeah, my bad. Therefore I nominate Colton, Hack, or One Love as our MLK against the JSC's. I know the posters of this site will elect the right man for the job. Let us walk out of the darkness and into the light where we may one day sing, with all Jazz fanz, "Fouled at last! Fouled at last, thank God almighty he is fouled at last!"
 
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Batman said:
I just keep smh dudes. The calls against the Jazz have been consistently bad this year. And then there was last night! Hosed again. Faves gets punched in the face by Bogut the Barbarian, not a flagrant. Lyles gets clean steal on Rush: douche bag ref whistles foul because he swiped at air... As if the air was a person! Air ain't no person.

I just don't get some of these refs. It's as if the other teams are letting these off refs suck on their jock strap before games and because the Jazz are too classy an organization to do that, they are taking it out against the Vivent Smart Home crusaders who where uniforms with the sanctified logo of Jazz on the front.

Then there was when Hayward got fouled by Livingston, no call, went up for rebound on his miss, gets called for a foul and then earns the first teach if his career by saying, "I'm a Vivent Smart Home Crusader, ya Bit**."

I motion the formality that if Gordon Houston Hayward ever earns a technical foul, there should be a stoppage in play wherein a committee of the best and brightest of the minds in NBA officiating, other wise known as NBA screw jobs, otherwise known as NBA Jock Strap connoisseurs, should fly in and meet with the current referees on the court, just after each fan at the game has been moderately sedated with a horse tranquilizer, and discuss what exactly it was that made them deserve the righteous anger of a Gordon Houston Hayward.

Hayward is also known by another name, Abel. It's true. His father, Gordon senior, would say it from time to time, never quite knowing why, until last night when the Ref, Kane, gave him his first T and thus murdered his on court innocence.

So, these hack jobs of officiating, I'm having a hard time living with the injustice, I am considering leading a movement against the subversive institution of these Jock Strap Connoisseurs. It could be like the civil rights movement only bigger. And I could be like MLK only not as articulate or Iconic. Therefore, I nominate, CY as our... Ugh, yeah, my bad. Therefore I nominate Colton, Hack, or One Love as our MLK against the JSC's. I know the posters of this site will elect the right man for the job. Let us walk out of the darkness and into the light where we may one day sing, with all Jazz fanz, "Fouled at last! Fouled at last, thank God almighty he is fouled at last!"
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Your forgetting the out of bounds green play....
 
Whether you agree with the op about the jazz getting screwed or not, there is so much win in that op.

Pretty Damn funny.
Well done
 
Batman said:
I just keep smh dudes. The calls against the Jazz have been consistently bad this year. And then there was last night! Hosed again. Faves gets punched in the face by Bogut the Barbarian, not a flagrant. Lyles gets clean steal on Rush: douche bag ref whistles foul because he swiped at air... As if the air was a person! Air ain't no person.

I just don't get some of these refs. It's as if the other teams are letting these off refs suck on their jock strap before games and because the Jazz are too classy an organization to do that, they are taking it out against the Vivent Smart Home crusaders who where uniforms with the sanctified logo of Jazz on the front.

Then there was when Hayward got fouled by Livingston, no call, went up for rebound on his miss, gets called for a foul and then earns the first tech of his career by saying, "I'm a Vivent Smart Home Crusader, ya Bit**."

I motion the formality that if Gordon Houston Hayward ever earns a technical foul, there should be a stoppage in play wherein a committee of the best and brightest of the minds in NBA officiating, other wise known as NBA screw jobs, otherwise known as NBA Jock Strap connoisseurs, should fly in and meet with the current referees on the court, just after each fan at the game has been moderately sedated with a horse tranquilizer, and discuss what exactly it was that made them deserve the righteous anger of a Gordon Houston Hayward.

Hayward is also known by another name, Abel. It's true. His father, Gordon senior, would say it from time to time, never quite knowing why, until last night when the Ref, Kane, gave him his first T and thus murdered his on court innocence.

So, these hack jobs of officiating, I'm having a hard time living with the injustice, I am considering leading a movement against the subversive institution of these Jock Strap Connoisseurs. It could be like the civil rights movement only bigger. And I could be like MLK only not as articulate or Iconic. Therefore, I nominate, CY as our... Ugh, yeah, my bad. Therefore I nominate Colton, Hack, or One Love as our MLK against the JSC's. I know the posters of this site will elect the right man for the job. Let us walk out of the darkness and into the light where we may one day sing, with all Jazz fanz, "Fouled at last! Fouled at last, thank God almighty he is fouled at last!"
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My faves:
Air ain't no person.

Vivent Smart Home crusaders who where uniforms with the sanctified logo of Jazz on the front.

"I'm a Vivent Smart Home Crusader, ya Bit**."


otherwise known as NBA Jock Strap connoisseurs


And I could be like MLK only not as articulate or Iconic.


Some good stuff batfleck
 
Omg the bias.

How about when Gobert literally grabbed Thompson as he was falling? Nothing. The game literally stopped because everyone knew it was a foul.

We shot a ton of free throws last night (and missed them) the refs were consistently bad both ways.

We have definitely had some rough calls this year but last night if anyone was screwed it was GS.

Overall I think Quin needs to go nuts on them more often when they miss a call. It would help in the long run.
 
Batman said:
I just keep smh dudes. The calls against the Jazz have been consistently bad this year. And then there was last night! Hosed again. Faves gets punched in the face by Bogut the Barbarian, not a flagrant. Lyles gets clean steal on Rush: douche bag ref whistles foul because he swiped at air... As if the air was a person! Air ain't no person.

I just don't get some of these refs. It's as if the other teams are letting these off refs suck on their jock strap before games and because the Jazz are too classy an organization to do that, they are taking it out against the Vivent Smart Home crusaders who where uniforms with the sanctified logo of Jazz on the front.

Then there was when Hayward got fouled by Livingston, no call, went up for rebound on his miss, gets called for a foul and then earns the first tech of his career by saying, "I'm a Vivent Smart Home Crusader, ya Bit**."

I motion the formality that if Gordon Houston Hayward ever earns a technical foul, there should be a stoppage in play wherein a committee of the best and brightest of the minds in NBA officiating, other wise known as NBA screw jobs, otherwise known as NBA Jock Strap connoisseurs, should fly in and meet with the current referees on the court, just after each fan at the game has been moderately sedated with a horse tranquilizer, and discuss what exactly it was that made them deserve the righteous anger of a Gordon Houston Hayward.

Hayward is also known by another name, Abel. It's true. His father, Gordon senior, would say it from time to time, never quite knowing why, until last night when the Ref, Kane, gave him his first T and thus murdered his on court innocence.

So, these hack jobs of officiating, I'm having a hard time living with the injustice, I am considering leading a movement against the subversive institution of these Jock Strap Connoisseurs. It could be like the civil rights movement only bigger. And I could be like MLK only not as articulate or Iconic. Therefore, I nominate, CY as our... Ugh, yeah, my bad. Therefore I nominate Colton, Hack, or One Love as our MLK against the JSC's. I know the posters of this site will elect the right man for the job. Let us walk out of the darkness and into the light where we may one day sing, with all Jazz fanz, "Fouled at last! Fouled at last, thank God almighty he is fouled at last!"
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The lyles one was great... Rush dribbled off the back of his foot/leg in open space. Lyles really wasn't even reaching until the ball was loose behind him. Would have been a steal and dunk. Ref called it super late.
 
Bawse Dawg said:
Omg the bias.

How about when Gobert literally grabbed Thompson as he was falling? Nothing. The game literally stopped because everyone knew it was a foul.

We shot a ton of free throws last night (and missed them) the refs were consistently bad both ways.

We have definitely had some rough calls this year but last night if anyone was screwed it was GS.

Overall I think Quin needs to go nuts on them more often when they miss a call. It would help in the long run.
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The Thompson foul was bad but it isn't bias... Kerr would have lost his **** if he was coaching is and hood got shoved from behind and hacked on that layup... Also the charge Steph took where he is reaching across haywards body... It was after the game was truly decided but just indicative of the odd way that game was called
 
Bawse Dawg said:
Omg the bias.

How about when Gobert literally grabbed Thompson as he was falling? Nothing. The game literally stopped because everyone knew it was a foul.

We shot a ton of free throws last night (and missed them) the refs were consistently bad both ways.

We have definitely had some rough calls this year but last night if anyone was screwed it was GS.

Overall I think Quin needs to go nuts on them more often when they miss a call. It would help in the long run.
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Or Hayward would have gotten early FTs in the 1st half when he was getting hacked and gotten into a FT rhythm and hit the shots he got later in the game.
 
Bawse Dawg said:
Omg the bias.

How about when Gobert literally grabbed Thompson as he was falling? Nothing. The game literally stopped because everyone knew it was a foul.

We shot a ton of free throws last night (and missed them) the refs were consistently bad both ways.

We have definitely had some rough calls this year but last night if anyone was screwed it was GS.

Overall I think Quin needs to go nuts on them more often when they miss a call. It would help in the long run.
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I'm with ya.
I think we got lots of calls last night
 
That was some of the worst officiating I have seen all season. Not surprised all the calls went the Warriors way though. After all, they are chasing after the best NBA record, gotta get a little help from the refs when trying to take on a task like that.
 
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