Life - official thread

[fishonjazz]

Yesterday was a blur. Was pissed because I lost my phone there and so I bolted around 6:00 or so. Still had six pitchers on my bill and good times though. A ****ing blur doe. I called this morning and they had my phone thank God.

The middle school in town that I left (I've been at the HS for about two years now) had a new principal this year. I'd never met her. Around 4:00 or so, she came into the bar (there was probably about 75 of us from the district there) and I yelled, "Take it off!" All my buddies said she heard. Two of the VP's in her building came up to me, basically high-fiving me saying it was hilarious and that I was their idol. Yeah, basically, I drink and am silly and stupid as ****. Another ex-(female) coworker and I were talking and she was like, "How areyou getting home?" My answer? "My ****."


Rhymes with rock fwiw.

You and I would get along famously.

 

[Dr. Jones]

For real? Let me know about the camper. Seriously.

It's a pain in the *** cross country. The wind in Kansas... Jayhawks blow.

If I keep it it's only because my 4x4 guys can upgrade it to off-road. **** pavement.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Yesterday was a blur. Was pissed because I lost my phone there and so I bolted around 6:00 or so. Still had six pitchers on my bill and good times though. A ****ing blur doe. I called this morning and they had my phone thank God.

The middle school in town that I left (I've been at the HS for about two years now) had a new principal this year. I'd never met her. Around 4:00 or so, she came into the bar (there was probably about 75 of us from the district there) and I yelled, "Take it off!" All my buddies said she heard. Two of the VP's in her building came up to me, basically high-fiving me saying it was hilarious and that I was their idol. Yeah, basically, I drink and am silly and stupid as ****. Another ex-(female) coworker and I were talking and she was like, "How are you getting home?" My answer? "My ****."


Rhymes with rock fwiw.

Fantastic resume!

 

[Miggs]

Fantastic resume!

Thank God our new (super douchey, car salesmany) superintendent didn't show up. I probably would've taken it up a notch.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Thank God our new (super douchey, car salesmany) superintendent didn't show up. I probably would've taken it up a notch.

would have needed vid.

 

[Miggs]

would have needed vid.

Dude's the worst. He's like a Tony Robbins caricature with absolutely zero substance or ideas.

 

[RandyForRubio]

It's a pain in the *** cross country. The wind in Kansas... Jayhawks blow.

If I keep it it's only because my 4x4 guys can upgrade it to off-road. **** pavement.

5th wheel would handle wind a little better. But if you ever do sell, remember me

 

[Dr. Jones]

5th wheel would handle wind a little better. But if you ever do sell, remember me

okay. I missed that before.

 

[Dr. Jones]

5th wheel would handle wind a little better. But if you ever do sell, remember me

5th wheel would **** up my escalade.

 

[Gameface]

5th wheel would **** up my escalade.

Maybe the problem is the Escalade?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Maybe the problem is the Escalade?

Maybe the problem is I can't decide what I want to be when I grow up.

 

[Gameface]

Maybe the problem is I can't decide what I want to be when I grow up.

Oh crap! Are we supposed to be figuring that out?

I promise I'll start tomorrow.