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Not sure how many people saw thjis but I thought it was pretty cool.

A user on NBA Reddit ran into Karl Malone a few days ago and has this story to tell:

I've been down in South La for the past week helping with the flood efforts along with my brothers and sisters in the La National Guard.
Yesterday we had a break in the madness long enough to go get a good bite to eat in Baton Rouge. We chose Walk On's right beside LSU campus. If you've ever eaten there, you understand :)
Once we were seated, I recognized the Mailman almost instantly. Sitting about 15 feet away while having lunch with his son KJ, and 2 of his friends (all play football at LSU).
I pointed him out to my buddies and a couple knew him, and surprisingly a couple didn't! We agreed to leave him be and let him enjoy his meal without being bothered.
We ate and were getting ready to get our check when our waitress told us that our meal was taken care of! It's something that's never expected when in uniform, but I truly appreciate it when citizens feel the need to help take care of uniformed military. When it happens, I always ask if the person is still in the restaurant so I can personally thank them.
So I asked her exactly that.. All she did was grin and pointed behind me. I turned and there was Karl Malone, reaching for my hand saying how much he appreciates us. I'm not one to get starstruck, and this was no different. He was soft spoken and asked about each of our lives/families/jobs etc.. He was just Karl.
We all spoke for a few minutes and met his son, and the 2 other linemen for the Tigers. All were very respectful, and seemingly good kids.
Karl Malone lives roughly 40 miles away from me in North Louisiana. But here we were down in Baton Rouge finally meeting.
When he asked where I lived and what my hobbies were, we related on every level. When I said I pretty much just play golf and smoke cigars in my spare time.... His eyes LIT up.
"Oh, so you're a cigar guy are you?" To which I replied "yes sir! Since 2010 I've been hooked."
"Would you say that you're a cigar connoisseur?" He asked. "I definitely know my way around a humidor and can appreciate any and every stick in there.."
He put his hand on my shoulder and said "i want you to follow me out to my truck, I have a few things I'd like to give you." At this point I'm pretty excited at all of the possibilities! The guys I was with don't partake in cigars but were really excited as well.
We go out to his vehicle and he opens the back door, pulls out a mini briefcase-sized travel humi and hands it to me. "Open it!" He said. I obliged. The humi was 3 rows deep. All of the same cigars per row.. He told me to get one off of every row. I don't think I blinked the entire time!
Then he opened the front passenger door and pulled out a sealed box. He cracked it open and told me to take all I wanted..the instantly recognizable red label tempted me to grab several, but I held back and only got 1.
After that, he asked us all to take a group picture with him. Of course we did.
I'll let these two pictures end this post!
What an awesome day!

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He then proceeded to force one of my buddy's to go withdrawal as much money as he could from the ATM from each one of us. The cigars and the meal seemed nice. But Karl made off with two grand in cash from the five of us and took off as fast as could be.
 
He then proceeded to force one of my buddy's to go withdrawal as much money as he could from the ATM from each one of us. The cigars and the meal seemed nice. But Karl made off with two grand in cash from the five of us and took off as fast as could be.
*crickets*

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I may have shared this before. When my sister had her second deaf child she got a very personalized This Kall Malone telephone call. It was such a small gesture but she was still ecstatic and it lifted her spirits. The guy does what he can to serve the community.
 
Waive Pleiss and bring in Malone. Instant upgrade. Get it done, DL.
 
Awesome story! Good on Malone for being so great!

I tell my kids about the days with Stockton, Malone, Horny, and Byron Russell. They brush me off. But those were the days. Something tells me Westbrook or Bron Bron wouldn't do the same thing for you. Enjoy the most honorable lung cancer delivered by the Mailman himself.
 
A teacher on my staff has one of Malone's autographed shoes he left with her son before son passed away from cancer 13 years ago. Despite whatever flaws he had, the man has my respect.
 
A teacher on my staff has one of Malone's autographed shoes he left with her son before son passed away from cancer 13 years ago. Despite whatever flaws he had, the man has my respect.

IDK though. Banging a 12 year old when you're 19 and not acknowledging the child (to this day) is kind of a thing that makes it really hard to respect someone.
 
IDK though. Banging a 12 year old when you're 19 and not acknowledging the child (to this day) is kind of a thing that makes it really hard to respect someone.

you nailed it. That's why I never liked the guy, He was a dead beat father to a few of his kids and then with the twins he finally started a relationship with them but the other D Bell he told the kid, " You made it this far without me so ydont need me now" That's what a POS he is but to you Jazz fans he is a hero and you will rip apart a guy like D Fisher and say he used his child illness to get out of Utah but look the other way with Malone.
 
you nailed it. That's why I never liked the guy, He was a dead beat father to a few of his kids and then with the twins he finally started a relationship with them but the other D Bell he told the kid, " You made it this far without me so ydont need me now" That's what a POS he is but to you Jazz fans he is a hero and you will rip apart a guy like D Fisher and say he used his child illness to get out of Utah but look the other way with Malone.

You follow Fisher much since he left Utah?

And yes, of course we hold Karl in higher regard than Fisher. That warrants no response.
 
IDK though. Banging a 12 year old when you're 19 and not acknowledging the child (to this day) is kind of a thing that makes it really hard to respect someone.

Nice to know you are omniscient enough sit in a judgement seat of character. Dicks out for Harambe? Yeah, I will take respect advice from you.
 
Nice to know you are omniscient enough sit in a judgement seat of character. Dicks out for Harambe? Yeah, I will take respect advice from you.

He molested a child for Christ sake. The fact that many look the other way when this is mentioned is disgusting... How would you feel if that was your Child?
 
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