What would be a good billboard for this summer?

[Watcher]

Getting bored waiting for the trade deadline and hearing the same stuff over and over.

Since the Stayward billboard was so wildly, um, ...successful... I was just wondering what new billboard we could propose to attract a star free agent this summer. I mean, you know, people have speculated that some big name free agent might be interested in coming to play with Donovan and Rudy. So what kind of billboard could we propose* to help bring in that star free agent?

* And by this I really mean silly billboard that we would never actually do but might be funny. Something like that Kevin Durant's next mission thing but not Kevin Durant...

So, something like "St. George is hot but Paul George is hotter"?

Yeah, I really don't have any good ideas. And I don't know that Paul George is the one to go after anyway but it's just an example.

Maybe Aaron Gordon? Something about replacing the old Gordon (Hayward) with a new Gordon or something.

 

[enchilada_style]

I think we all should retire from the billboard game

 

[infection]

"Cy is wanting badly the Bradley."

 

[Archie Moses]

May I suggest 3 of them, just outside of Eureka, UT?

 

[NAOS]

"Niko, we need you deep inside our roster. 2019 or sooner, hun. Praying for you"

 

[LoPo]

I think a Kiss Cam billboard with Infection and Mirotic could be nice.

Damn NAOS beat me to it.

 

[infection]

"Niko, we need you deep inside our roster. 2019 or sooner, hun. Praying for you"

If this sways DL I'll go ahead with a gofundme or a kickstarter and make one of those stupid videos.

 

[Avery]

2018 - Unleash the Tomic

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I think a really boring one with no catchy phrasing for Raul Neto.

Like “hey Raul we like you, so stay if you want but if you get a better offer no big deal we understand”

 

[infection]

2018 - Unleash the Tomic

He's the PLAY-MAKING four NAOS has been calling for.

 

[Watcher]

But replace Uncle Sam with Donovan and U.S. Army with Utah Jazz.

 

[JazzyFresh]

MoveDon

Meh after actually seeing it in text, it makes it looks more like like move Don not moved on.

 

[infection]

MoveDon

Meh after actually seeing it in text, it makes it looks more like like move Don not moved on.

Put some context with it. Sign at the Celtics game:

“Stayward? Nah. We’ve moveDon.”

Takes too long to process though.

 

[LoPo]

Just put up a billboard with a picture of Garth Brooks simply saying:

"Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers..."

Then have a picture of Donovan Mitchell. And have an ankle hanging from the bottom of the billboard...

 

[Jack Strop]

How about one for Favors.
"Baby Come Back, you can blame it all on me. I was wrong and I just cant live without you."

Love, Dennis

 

[Jack Strop]

Jabari Parker, reminiscent of Brigham Young, but present day, looking at the Salt Lake valley, Vivint Arena conspicously noticeable. "This is the Place for Me."

 

[oneye]

Forget a billboard, put up the Donovan Mitchell statue.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

A picture of DL sitting on his hands

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

"Cy is wanting badly the Bradley."

I hate Avery Bradley....

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Jabari Parker, reminiscent of Brigham Young, but present day, looking at the Salt Lake valley, Vivint Arena conspicously noticeable. "This is the Place for Me."

Any chance Mormons can resurrect Joe Smith and have him "find" some new scriptures that say Jabari Young to the Utah Jazz?