Jazz 2017/18 Playoff Bus! All Aboard!

[RJF]

Dude...wtf...we lost to the ****ing Hawks.

Hey man, are you alright? You seem a little more douchey than normal. I’m being totally serious.

 

[yamers]

 

[zyzz]

Since LAC (41-36) can only get to 46 wins, and DEN (42-35) and MIN (44-34) can't both win 47 games since they play each other twice, any team that wins at least 47 games is assured a playoff spot.

However, no team yet to clinch really has an "easy" path to 47 ("easy" games against teams with reason to tank in bold):

4. SA (45-32): @LAC, @LAL, POR, SAC, @NO

5. OKC (45-33): GS, @HOU, @MIA, MEM

6. UTA (44-33): LAL, LAC, @LAL, GS, @POR

7. MIN (44-34): @DEN, LAL, MEM, DEN

8. NO (43-34): MEM, @PHO, @GS, @LAC, SA

9. DEN (42-35): IND, MIN, @LAC, POR, @MIN

10. LAC (41-36): SA, @UTA, DEN, NO, LAL

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

So we win the next three and we're assured entry.

 

[Miggs]

Hey man, are you alright? You seem a little more douchey than normal. I’m being totally serious.

Lolz. I mean, my third is imminent. Maybe that's it. And I'm basically a single parent for the other two five days a week. And my job sucks. But that's not it. Goddamit, we can not overlook anyone. We're not the Rockets and can't think we are. That's all.

On another note, have you gotten laid?

 

[fishonjazz]

Dude...wtf...we lost to the ****ing Hawks.

Ya, I said we matchup well with the lakers, not the hawks.

 

[Miggs]

Ya, I said we matchup well with the lakers, not the hawks.

Alright, lighten up. I'm just in douche mode I guess, according to RJF. No one here should ever take anything I say seriously. Certainly not you. Snowflake.

 

[RJF]

Lolz. I mean, my third is imminent. Maybe that's it. And I'm basically a single parent for the other two five days a week. And my job sucks. But that's not it. Goddamit, we can not overlook anyone. We're not the Rockets and can't think we are. That's all.

On another note, have you gotten laid?

Congrats on the third. Sorry your job sucks. And what does my sex life have to do with you being a bigger **** than usual?

 

[Miggs]

Congrats on the third. Sorry your job sucks. And what does my sex life have to do with you being a bigger **** than usual?

Don't hold out, bro. I remember a decade ago hearing you were a virgin. Just curious if that's changed.

 

[infection]

Don't hold out, bro. I remember a decade ago hearing you were a virgin. Just curious if that's changed.

What was RJF’s previous name?

 

[JazzyFresh]

Lonzo doubtful
Ingram didn't even make the trip

We better show up and make these guys quit early.

 

[Gameface]

Alright, lighten up. I'm just in douche mode I guess, according to RJF. No one here should ever take anything I say seriously. Certainly not you. Snowflake.

I've been in douche mode for a while now as well. Maybe there's something in the water.