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Utah Jazz 2018-19 Championship Bus CHOO CHOO

Stoked said:
Spida took care of it.


We modified the hell out of this thing. Train horn, bar in the back, plush seats, an upper section like those British buses but convertible style, a DJ booth and security
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Gonna have to modify it a bit more after prop 2 passes..................
 
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Here’s what’s left of your tank. Spida wasn’t gentle.
 
Negged. It's not playoff bus, it's Playoff Beasts, as in 15 Cadillac STSs covered in ballistic armor, night vision/infrared driving system, sealed cabin with oxygen and food supply and medical staff including everything needed for survival such as blood bags, fully terrorism resistant, lead by sweeper scouting team, a full team of real time and advanced video surveillance, a lead car carrying Quin Snyder, and Air Force One delivering players from city to city. Choo coo is now Move, Move!
 
Stoked said:
Spida took care of it.


We modified the hell out of this thing. Train horn, bar in the back, plush seats, an upper section like those British buses but convertible style, a DJ booth and security
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Stoked's even letting me burn incense in the back this time
 
dalamon said:
Stoked's even letting me burn incense in the back this time
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Burn away amigo, burn away.

Bus will be divided into three sections:

1. @colton appropriate at the front half of the bottom level. Hymnals of different faiths are found attached to the back of each seat. Soundproof headphones with soothing music are available upon request

2. PG13 level which includes the bar at the back (stairs to upper section are at the side of the bar)

3. Entire upper section is “What happens on the bus stays on the bus”.
 
Just went back and watched the Jazz/Thunder Ts and “fights”.

Damn I want them in the first round again. I want to dominate them again. Crush their souls.
 
Also, I’m hiring a professional chauffeur this year. As I’ll be sitting in the upper section with a double black Johnny on the rocks.

No DUIs for the playoff bus
 
Mods can you fix the title. Its supposed to be:
Utah Jazz 2018-19 Championship Bus CHOO CHOO


The playoffs are a foregone conclusion. Drink some koolaid already and get on board with one of the greatest runs to an NBA championship ever. We will beat Lebron in the first round, Rockets in the second, Golden State will get stunned by us in the Western Finals, and then an easy win in the Finals against whatever crap comes out of the East.
 
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