The curse of The Bear

[str8line]

We've lost every game since the announcement that The Bear had been put into eternal hibernation.

Last nights game nearly gave many of us a heart attack as it came to game time and ATT Mountain Sports RM wasn't broadcasting. Harpring started saying, "know your personnel". And now there is an unverified report that Favors knee is hurting.

Would The Jazz Bear do this to Jazz nation?

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

We've lost every game since the announcement that The Bear had been put into eternal hibernation.

Last nights game nearly gave many of us a heart attack as it came to game time and ATT Mountain Sports RM wasn't broadcasting. Harpring started saying, "know your personnel". And now there is an unverified report that Favors knee is hurting.

Would The Jazz Bear do this to Jazz nation?

We also were hurt by key contributions from former players in both games... Jonas and Shelvin.

 

[str8line]

We also were hurt by key contributions from former players in both games... Jonas and Shelvin.

OMG!

 

[infection]

We also were hurt by key contributions from former players in both games... Jonas and Shelvin.

So, what you’re saying is that we can pencil in the Ls for the next week against Ian Clark, Devin Harris, and Derrick Rose?

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

So, what you’re saying is that we can pencil in the Ls for the next week against Ian Clark, Devin Harris, and Derrick Rose?

Ha... no it is only a Utah curse... he cursed the stadium. Only the redemptive powers of the Rally Churro can save us... and yes we are 3 games in and I'm already looking to the churro.

 

[infection]

Ha... no it is only a Utah curse... he cursed the stadium. Only the redemptive powers of the Rally Churro can save us... and yes we are 3 games in and I'm already looking to the churro.

 

[infection]

Somebody fix this to being Donovan after his VC dunk.

 

[str8line]

Somebody fix this to being Donovan after his VC dunk.

LOL, you're a friggin genius.

 

[infection]

LOL, you're a friggin genius.

I stumbled on it in the old churro thread. I think dala made it. This was obviously before last year's dunk contest.

 

[One Brow]

We've lost every game since the announcement that The Bear had been put into eternal hibernation.

I heard about the Bear before the Sacramento game.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

I heard about the Bear before the Sacramento game.

That was a road game, idiot!!

 

[The Midnight]

Yes... it MUST BE the BEAR!!!

 

[str8line]

I stumbled on it in the old churro thread. I think dala made it. This was obviously before last year's dunk contest.

Actually I remember that now but it would be a great use of it the way you mentioned.

 

[enchilada_style]

The bear was about the same age as Gail. Curses only come from people under the age of 70.

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[DasJazz]

Ha... no it is only a Utah curse... he cursed the stadium. Only the redemptive powers of the Rally Churro can save us... and yes we are 3 games in and I'm already looking to the churro.

Rally Churro has expired, it's now the man-bun era. All hail the man-bun!

 

[Rubashov]

We've lost every game since the announcement that The Bear had been put into eternal hibernation.

Last nights game nearly gave many of us a heart attack as it came to game time and ATT Mountain Sports RM wasn't broadcasting. Harpring started saying, "know your personnel". And now there is an unverified report that Favors knee is hurting.

Would The Jazz Bear do this to Jazz nation?

I would murder you until you were dead....

 

[infection]

So, what you’re saying is that we can pencil in the Ls for the next week against Ian Clark, Devin Harris, and Derrick Rose?

FML.

- Mack
- Jonas
- Rose

Well, I know at least one person we’re not going to get burned by:



Looks like he’s already setting the stage for “oh darn, I was so excited to play.”

 

[str8line]

So, what you’re saying is that we can pencil in the Ls for the next week against Ian Clark, Devin Harris, and Derrick Rose?

Ok, this is getting freaky.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Ok, this is getting freaky.

If shelvin Mack scores 30 tonight we need to re-hire bear.

 

[infection]

If shelvin Mack scores 30 tonight we need to re-hire bear.

Or Bear gets a job with another team and energizes their fans enough to the the sixth man, defeating the Jazz on the road.