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Interesting SLC Dunk article on whether the Jazz should acquire Carmelo

I read every letter and honestly strongly agree... not sure anyone could form a better argument.
 
Why anyone would waste time and ultimately brain cells on anything that suggests Carmelo coming to the Jazz is beyond me.
 
If the Jazz picked up Crymello and put him on the roster, I would disown the team in a nano-second! I would never watch another Jazz game again or even read a Jazz box score! Crymello is a team cancer, can't shoot, doesn't play defense, doesn't want to play defense, he's completely and totally WORTHLESS! The idea is so ludicrous as to be laughable and makes NO sense whatsoever!
This would almost make it worth signing him. Almost.
 
So apparently the Jazz could just sign him, without giving up anything at all. Again the SLC Dunk analysis comes to mind.
 
If the Jazz picked up Crymello and put him on the roster, I would disown the team in a nano-second! I would never watch another Jazz game again or even read a Jazz box score! Crymello is a team cancer, can't shoot, doesn't play defense, doesn't want to play defense, he's completely and totally WORTHLESS! The idea is so ludicrous as to be laughable and makes NO sense whatsoever!

Way to read the article. Well done.


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Carmelo already on his 4th team this season (Thunder, Hawks, Rockets, Bulls). Who will be the fifth?

It's like the infamous Kwame Brown Lottery:

 
Putting Crymello on your roster for even less than 1 hour, would be like pouring acid in an open wound! He is the blight of basketball humanity! His influence by site with a powerful telescope would cause irreversible damage to anyone on the team! Watching him play on your team for the duration of the 24 second clock is enough to damage all the good a player has learned from the fundamental soundness of any or all basketball coaches you have ever been associated with.
 
Putting Crymello on your roster for even less than 1 hour, would be like pouring acid in an open wound! He is the blight of basketball humanity! His influence by site with a powerful telescope would cause irreversible damage to anyone on the team! Watching him play on your team for the duration of the 24 second clock is enough to damage all the good a player has learned from the fundamental soundness of any or all basketball coaches you have ever been associated with.
You should really read the article.
 
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