Wow, I was kind of feeling bad that everyone was slapping back your dumb premise to this thread, then you dish up this ***. Whatever.
Here's a quote from SLTrib Gordon Monson, Jan 15, 2017:
"Joe figured out that the way for him to get shots is to stay on the court, and the way for him to stay on the court is for him to defend," said Jazz coach Quin Snyder. "He's playing to his strengths — he has length and height. When he's guarding, if someone shoots from the perimeter, he tries to make those shots hard. If a bigger player takes him down in the post, he can handle that. There's a versatility that Joe has defensively and offensively. He understands that and embraces it."
Which part of this *** did I make up to fit my narrative? Yeah, I was off, in that it was 2-1/2 years ago, vs 3... but I wasn't 'mis-remembering'.
Other than that, everything you said in this tread was wrong.