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The Jazz Wonderbra

The Jazz Wonderbra

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Jazzfanz... feel like you were just Double Dad Dicked with the lack of toughness not being addressed in trades? Do Nacho Libre's cremes and lotions not sooth what ails ya?

Well, let's get our chapped hopes up for buyout options. Let's talk about all the players we think will get bought out and who you think would fit well to bring the toughness and rebounding that our soft jazz hasn't shown. Here is a list of buyout candidates being bounced around on several websites that may make sense:

Bismack Biyombo
Tristan Thompson
Marcus Williams reunion
Kidd Gilchrist
John Henson
Allen Crabbe
Other?

Dickscuss
 
I saw a few minutes ago that Isiah Thomas and Gerald Green will be bought out although Green is probably out for the season.
 
Marvin interests me. Maybe Biyombo. Tristan will sign with the Lakers or Clips. The other guys aren’t what we need.
 
The Jazz Wonderbra said:
Jazzfanz... feel like you were just Double Dad Dicked with the lack of toughness not being addressed in trades? Do Nacho Libre's cremes and lotions not sooth what ails ya?

Well, let's get our chapped hopes up for buyout options. Let's talk about all the players we think will get bought out and who you think would fit well to bring the toughness and rebounding that our soft jazz hasn't shown. Here is a list of buyout candidates being bounced around on several websites that may make sense:

Bismack Biyombo
Tristan Thompson
Marcus Williams reunion
Kidd Gilchrist
John Henson
Allen Crabbe
Other?

Dickscuss
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I'd take TT or Biyombo
 
I doubt anything good comes on the buyout market... Houston, Lakers, and maybe the Clips will be ahead of us with almost any buyout guy.

Udoh, Booker, G League, maybe like Courtney Lee or some ****... Basically this is our squad. It's fine... it ain't a contender.
 
The Wet Bandit is the clear answer here, along with any of the centers listed. Delly would also be a nice spark plug, although he’s been terrible as of late
 
Marvin and John Henson are kinda the best options... who knows if either even gets bought out... we'd be behind like 3-4 other teams so yeah... not great.
 
I would sign Tristan Thompson to the biggest and longest contract we could sign him to. He's the type player we don't get too often, but he's exactly the type player this team needs. He's big who can switch onto pretty much anybody, and he doesn't demand the ball. He hustles, crashes the boards, and plays with heart.

If we got him for nothing, I truly believe we could beat anybody in a series if we played at our peak.
 
stormkoopacv03 said:
At this point, it doesn't really matter what the Jazz do. Other teams such as Fakers, Clippers, Nuggets and Rockets already outmaneuvered us and are better teams. We don't scare those team cuz they already figured us out.
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Either size us up like the lakers or go full small then outrun us like the rockets. We are neither big/tough enough nor skilled/athletically quick enough to keep up. Stuck in a limbo basically. The league is all about size and athleticism nowadays and we are going the complete opposite by collecting the smallest, slowest and softest guys we could possibly find.
 
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LoPo said:
Is that really the most we can sign him for? No wonder all the flashy places get all the buyout guys. What a garbage rule. Buyout additions are ********.
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It’s the same amount any other contender can offer (unless they haven’t used all of their exceptions).
 
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