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ONE LOVE said:
I'll ask it then, why do you need to jerk off when you already have a wife?
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Why do you need to eat ice cream if you have donuts already in the house? Cause I like ice cream AND donuts that's why.

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“When one indulges in this activity, the sensations may be agreeable. Images of young maidens come to mind, and they correspond to the impressions of actual nubile ladies in our lives. This all provides pleasure and distraction apart from the routinized machinations available to those involved in matrimony.”
 
fishonjazz said:
Why do you need to eat ice cream if you have donuts already in the house? Cause I like ice cream AND donuts that's why.

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And sometimes the donuts aren't interested in being eaten, and lay there placidly, reciting grocery lists and such, until you decide it's just easier to get off the donuts and get that ice cream without the side of guilt.
 
Thee jazz fan said:
It’s a one love special. Wasn’t it during a draft thread that one love revealed he can’t help but talk baby talk to the ladies. That was awesome and weird.
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Wait, doesn't everyone?
 
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