Potential move to Utah

[Gameface]

Admittedly I havent visited st george in like 10 years. But I just remember going repeatedly as a kid and it was my favorite place. I do see twitter posts from a girl who lives there and it looks super chill and you are not far from some really beautiful places. But I dont know what it would be like to actually live there.

I can only imagine it's like Florida for old LDS people. Bland food from restaurants that got their recipes from the '80s and then toned them down because they were too exotic. Slow drivers who camp the left lane. Neighbors who spy on you through their window blinds and tell all the other neighbors how many beers your dank over the weekend. Being invited to church by the cashier at the grocery store. Overhearing conversations about how horrible big city libruls are and casual homophobic banter.

And those are the good parts. The ****** thing is 120F summer days for weeks on end.

 

[NAOS]

You know BigB has been to my house several dozen times?

Maybe you should be less self-centered and ask him about his life. Dick.

 

[Gameface]

Maybe you should be less self-centered and ask him about his life. Dick.

Who has time for that?

 

[NAOS]

Who has time for that?

 

[Keefe]

San Diego is awesome. As a place to live it was awesome. As a place to visit it is awesome.

I’ve heard this from every single person who’s been there. One of my best friends goes every summer for like 3-5 days.

 

[Scat]

You know BigB has been to my house several dozen times?

But has it ever been from Friday sunset to Saturday sunset?

 

[Elizah Huge]

It was 105 degrees here yesterday at 5 in the afternoon.

 

[Keefe]

It was 105 degrees here yesterday at 5 in the afternoon.

Yeah but what’s your humidity? Freakin’ 20%?

 

[bigb]

I have never gotten what this 7th Day Adventist thing is about in regard to BigB. Clearly I'm just not smart enough to get it.

Nobody gets it but him. Just like everything else that falls out of that idiot. I’m convinced he knows the truth but either thinks he’s funny or he thinks it bothers me. Truth is, what he says or thinks about me has zero impact or influence on me (except maybe to do the exact opposite of anything he says).


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[NAOS]

Nobody gets it but him. Just like everything else that falls out of that idiot. I’m convinced he knows the truth but either thinks he’s funny or he thinks it bothers me. Truth is, what he says or thinks about me has zero impact or influence on me (except maybe to do the exact opposite of anything he says).


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Lol. So much hilarity in this post. And the unintentional contradiction at the end is the cherry on top.

 

[Elizah Huge]

Yeah but what’s your humidity? Freakin’ 20%?

Don’t know but that doesn’t change the fact it’s hot as ****.

 

[Beer]

Admittedly I havent visited st george in like 10 years. But I just remember going repeatedly as a kid and it was my favorite place. I do see twitter posts from a girl who lives there and it looks super chill and you are not far from some really beautiful places. But I dont know what it would be like to actually live there.

It's getting huge, you'll barely recognize the place. We go down about once every 6 weeks for a weekend. Wouldn't want to live there, though its not bad at all, but its certainly changed a ton.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I totally don’t know what’s going on here.
Summary?

 

[infection]

I totally don’t know what’s going on here.
Summary?

White Chocolate wants to move to Utah. A lot of people tell him it's very expensive.

 

[Gameface]

I totally don’t know what’s going on here.
Summary?

Guy might potentially move to Utah.

He's tired of AZ, grew up in Utah, wants to move back.

Seems there's no particular part of Utah he has a strong interest in, just Utah. Has a house budget that is not realistic along the Wasatch Front ATM, so maybe St. George or Cedar City is the right option.

I think I got it all.

 

[bigb]

Guy might potentially move to Utah.

He's tired of AZ, grew up in Utah, wants to move back.

Seems there's no particular part of Utah he has a strong interest in, just Utah. Has a house budget that is not realistic along the Wasatch Front ATM, so maybe St. George or Cedar City is the right option.

I think I got it all.

And NAOS hates San Diego. Shocking, I know.


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[NAOS]

And NAOS hates San Diego. Shocking, I know.


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It would be too much to ask us to examine the evidence, right?

 

[idestroyedthetoilet]

The labor and housing markets are way better up in Boise right now.
The ratio of housing costs to wages is pathetic in Utah.

Based on anecdotal nonsense, or Kem Gardner Institute bull ****? Housing here is plenty affordable.

 

[NAOS]

Based on anecdotal nonsense, or Kem Gardner Institute bull ****? Housing here is plenty affordable.

How many times do I have to re-mention the ratio between wages and housing? After all, that’s what I’ve been referring to this whole time.

And, more specifically, how that ratio compares with other cities in the West.

 

[idestroyedthetoilet]

How many times do I have to re-mention the ratio between wages and housing? After all, that’s what I’ve been referring to this whole time.

And, more specifically, how that ratio compares with other cities in the West.

I bet it's about the same in Boise and Helena.

I suppose you could find some odd duck small town with plenty of land and surprisingly high wages, probably skewed by a big government complex or defense base, where if you got a job there you'd be king of the hill and if not youd be in the same situation or worse than SLC.

Housing prices have a funny tendency of matching what people can afford. For 30 years out.