Avery
Well-Known Member
I would say that everyone should be skeptical of any news until it can be verified by multiple sources.
Everyone knows the only surefire way of not contracting COVID is to throw a blanket over yourself, cashmere works best, silently sit there until nightfall and snack on Ritz (not the reduced fat, actually makes the virus more angry) and then come out only once you hear three knocks at the door (two knocks is Bill Gates, four knocks is some preppy dude selling you security systems/solar/both). It's gotten me this far.
Everyone knows the only surefire way of not contracting COVID is to throw a blanket over yourself, cashmere works best, silently sit there until nightfall and snack on Ritz (not the reduced fat, actually makes the virus more angry) and then come out only once you hear three knocks at the door (two knocks is Bill Gates, four knocks is some preppy dude selling you security systems/solar/both). It's gotten me this far.