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Americans are still paying for sex in Mexico despite the pandemic
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C'mon guys, stop paying. There's a pandemic, you should be getting free sex or at least really deep discounts.
Americans are still paying for sex in Mexico despite the pandemic | CNN
Stay at home, be safe, but go hungry. Go out, earn a living, but risk your life. For so many in Mexico, this has been the pandemic's impossible choice.
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C'mon guys, stop paying. There's a pandemic, you should be getting free sex or at least really deep discounts.
DOJ halts changes to Colorado meat processing plant, mounts probe.
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Where did they mount their probe?
DOJ halts changes to Colorado meat processing plant, mounts probe
Lamb producers across West remain in lurch
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Where did they mount their probe?
Surge in positive child cases as schools open doors
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Sounds like kids are really happy about going back to school.
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FDA won't 'cut corners' to approve a Covid-19 vaccine, commissioner says | CNN
While more classrooms are scheduled to reopen this week, some students who just started their school year must go back to virtual learning because of new infections among students and teachers.
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Sounds like kids are really happy about going back to school.
I think I'm hosting that event.
Archie Moses
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Archie Moses
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I don't have a link right now but:
Boy who eats nothing but sausages finally cured
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Boy who eats nothing but sausages finally cured
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Keefe
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Americans are still paying for sex in Mexico despite the pandemic
Americans are still paying for sex in Mexico despite the pandemic | CNN
Stay at home, be safe, but go hungry. Go out, earn a living, but risk your life. For so many in Mexico, this has been the pandemic's impossible choice.
C'mon guys, stop paying. There's a pandemic, you should be getting free sex or at least really deep discounts.
Funny. Some guy on my poker group text met some chick from Utah out in San Diego. Flew her back to Utah. Banged her in a hotel. She ripped him off. Guess when he was sleeping. Took his debit card or something and stole $500. Some other **** too. He said he canceled her flight back though. Anyway, that guy is down in Mexico now. Evidently banging chicks like crazy. Sent a pic with one girl giving him a hummer a few days ago. Probably spiraling out of control and I fully expect he ends up dead in the next few months.
Archie Moses
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A man was hospitalized after the porta-potty he was using at the historic Gettysburg battlefield was crushed by a tree
The porta-potty was crushed by a tree felled by high winds at the site of Little Round Top, Gettysburg, on Friday, volunteer firefighters said.
More ****** than funny. Can you imagine?
Archie Moses
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Six per cent of Americans believe they could beat a grizzly bear in a fight
Possibly, the dumbest study ever. What the actual ****?!
I feel like no one got the pun on this one. The boy who ate nothing but sausage was eventually "cured."
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I got it. I just didn’t find it all that funny. They tried too hard.
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Oh, it was a real news story. I don't think they were trying to be funny.
Boy who ate nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured
Ever since he can remember, 15-year-old Ben Simpson has eaten only sausage.
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Me versus a bear? I feel sorry for the bear...
Archie Moses
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Radioactive wild boar-pig hybrid emerges in nuclear wasteland of Fukushima
Radioactive wild boar-pig hybrid emerges in nuclear wasteland of Fukushima
A hybrid species of wild boar and domestic pigs is marauding around Fukushima, Japanese scientists have discovered by surprise after investigating the effects of radiation on animals. A genetic study found that wild boar cross-bred with domestic pigs escaped from local farms in areas deserted by...
jazzVA
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Why do you hate koalas Rubashov? We’re talking North ‘Merica real bears!
Always wanted to barbecue one of those. That and a man-bear-pig.Radioactive wild boar-pig hybrid emerges in nuclear wasteland of Fukushima
Radioactive wild boar-pig hybrid emerges in nuclear wasteland of Fukushima
A hybrid species of wild boar and domestic pigs is marauding around Fukushima, Japanese scientists have discovered by surprise after investigating the effects of radiation on animals. A genetic study found that wild boar cross-bred with domestic pigs escaped from local farms in areas deserted by...www.yahoo.com