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Gameface

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Okay so I want to start a thread that has nothing to do with the actual story but about how funny a lot of headlines are.

Pretty simple.

Here we go...
 

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Americans are still paying for sex in Mexico despite the pandemic


C'mon guys, stop paying. There's a pandemic, you should be getting free sex or at least really deep discounts.
 

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Surge in positive child cases as schools open doors

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Sounds like kids are really happy about going back to school.
 

JazzGal

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This isn't a headline, but the title to an email at work today:

"Invitation to Burnout, Fatigue"

Do we really need an invitation? It is actually for a seminar on how to counteract those things, but a poorly titled email.
 

Wes Mantooth

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Americans are still paying for sex in Mexico despite the pandemic


C'mon guys, stop paying. There's a pandemic, you should be getting free sex or at least really deep discounts.
Funny. Some guy on my poker group text met some chick from Utah out in San Diego. Flew her back to Utah. Banged her in a hotel. She ripped him off. Guess when he was sleeping. Took his debit card or something and stole $500. Some other **** too. He said he canceled her flight back though. Anyway, that guy is down in Mexico now. Evidently banging chicks like crazy. Sent a pic with one girl giving him a hummer a few days ago. Probably spiraling out of control and I fully expect he ends up dead in the next few months.
 
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