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Celtics +6 seems a bit disrespectful

Everytime I see Joe Ingles, it reminds me I need to catch up on The Walking Dead

Utahs tuff....Snyders a hell of a coach, and theyre killin it in the west this year which is no small task.​

Aside from their obvious core group, Jordan Clarkson, a celtics killer, scares me…..Hes instant offense, got an array moves, and can score on anybody when hes on. We got to try n slow Mitchell and Clarkson down. With Smart being out thats gonna be tough to do.


Jazz are the best team in the league right now​

Top five in defense and offense Gobert is a beast. Tough place to finish a road trip.



Ruh roh I missed that we had the Jazz up next lol. Hopefully we are due for a win and they are due for a stinker.



Just noticed that in 22 games Jayson Tatum has lead the Celtics in scoring 12 times and Jaylen Brown 10 times. That's pretty much the definition of a one two scoring punch I guess.



Gobert got so much size over us, prolly going for 20 boards lol



Blowout incoming. We just don't have the horses down Brown and Smart to compete with the hottest team in the NBA



Can't believe we're huge underdogs to the Utah Jazz.

Kemba for 40 and a gamewinner:)



I get that there aren't other options beating down the door, but I wouldn't have thought the Jazz were a great team to go double big on.
It's just making Gobert's job a little easier.



Joe Ingles looks just like the IT guy where I work. Only difference is that the IT guy looks more basketball-y.



This is not normal​

Why are Celtics long range shots falling early?

not that I’m complaining……..



Jazz lineup is TALL​

they’re playing TALL BALL.



If they win the title​

Everyone will want to be tall again. Like going back to the 90’s lol



Utah with 42 points in the 3rd....my goodness. Terrible defense and can't box out or get a rebound to save our lives.​


Ingles​

Proves u do not need elite athleticism to thrive…..a terrific player. We need a couple more pieces for sure.



Can't beat a good team. Lucky against the clippers



Why do the Jazz fly Mardi Gras colors in Utah?



D@mn we are small in comparison, getting killed on the boards. Hopefully the 3s continue to fall.



Our guys arent moving without the ball, yall got to get open smh



Ingles getting those wide opens.



So... we trying to be the first team in league history to score all our points from three or something?



Every Jazz point came from either Mitchell bullying Tatum or exploiting Kemba switches/mismatch where Cs have to rotate and help.



Tough to drive with Gobert down there. If our threes are open keep bombing I guess.



They got fans?



Celtics getting wrecked on these O boards. Damn.



need a clarkson off our bench.



The Celtics should probably start getting some rebounds.



Favors got 2 ORBs immediately after checking in. Not much contesting from TT or Theis on either.



Can't jump for a rebound



Trade for kat



This broadcast crew is 100% pro Utah. We are shooting well from 3 and leading and all they want to do is talk about Utah.



Ugh another game where JT will put up 30 shots to score 22.



Poor ball handling sloppy passing and no offensive rebounds is unacceptable.



Tatum is ice cold



Clarkson's headband makes him look like he got injured by shrapnel in a battlefield. Thing looks like a huge bandage.



I can’t differentiate fake crowd noise from real crowd noise anymore



Putting Teague on Mitchell is a death sentence.



Kemba - its bad))



Brad Steven’s just simply cannot coach. Leaves a trash lineup in when Boston could have been building a lead and then tries a ridiculous zone defense that gives up 2 3s. Smdh

Just play big and stop with the small lineup.



Walker is playing like trash...



The refereeing on this game is bs man just let them play



I really like kemba...i really really like him to be benched



Celtics max contract has a curse, player will be put under the curse once they signed the contract.



Lets be real, if this was the Red Sox underacheiving and keep losing in the playoffs, they would fire the manager. It may now be time for a Celtics coaching change.



what on earth is with Kemba ???



Gobert out, Tatum out. Gobert in, Tatum in. Gobert out, Tatum out. Gobert in, Tatum in. Brilliant strategy.



I give Tatum a pass. Most of this game Tatum was playing with 4 guys from the YMCA



We’re getting crushed on the boards



I keep thinking Bogdanovic and Ingles are the same person.





One thing I've noticed night in and night out... our point guards can't finish in the paint against other teams bigs, but other teams don't have the same problem against us



Brown: 7-10 and 20 points

Kemba: 1-6 and 3 points

Wonder which guy got the max contract



Thompson is scared to shoot in the paint...thinks he gunna get packed



Utah is showing us why they’re the best team in the league right now! Come on!



Not looking so good now. Getting punked in the 3rd, again.



Tatum and Walker 4-21....starting their own business...laying bricks.



Theis is turning out to be one of our best three’s!



Brown has every right to demand a trade to a real team with a real coach- watch Utah- everyone takes their shot- time outs are called properly with a play to follow- no Kembas on that team- any Celtic trade should include the man who has this team at 12-11 Mr clueless never in the game Stevens



We r the most overrated team in the league



This is gonna be another one of those games I'm gonna be annoyed i stayed up for



This team just has no chemistry. And is way too undersized against 90% of the league



Without a real big man we will never win a championship. Our bench sucks and we can’t win a game unless brown and Tatum ball out. This is so old and I can’t believe Ainge won’t change anything.



What lacking in JTs game is the aggresiveness in attacking the basket like Donovan..if he cant make a bsket he gets a foul..and he know that 3rd qtr is the time to shift his gear



I see the other teams having 3-point shooters and we are all very miserable. We have a very short team and nobody sees that ??



Team evaporated quick in the end could've won.

Made Joe Ingles an all star.



Imagine where they'd be if they managed to close out on some of these 3pt shots



Giving up 30 second chance points and layups and Kemba starting is what was wrong



they need a point guard that can lead the team .kemba walker is not that person clearly



Kemba getting almost 40 mil a year, but he’s a liability on the floor defensively and a non factor offensively.. I guess we’ll have to wait and see



Why do you pay kemba walker 38 million per season and he is not and will never be an impact player. Again it’s not to late to trade this boom away for something better who will help the team win games.



Jazz hit 13 consecutive 3s



The Jazz were making too many of those 3s they like to take. We won't ever win in Utah playing like this. It is what it is.



The Jazz is really good, but the Celtics need to figure some things out.



Utah a clutch team. Hats off to them.




Someone in another thread said Utah was overrated. Looks like a pretty balanced team with a lot of weapons to me.​



They couldn’t buy a 3 in the 4th quarter, and their defense was non existent... embarrassing loss..



Started to slip away. Mitchell is amazing



I didn't understand that all. Also Gobert seems to be parked in the paint all the time. I can't say I completely understand the 3 second rule but somehow I think he may be violating it and getting away with it.



Kemba has missed his last 17 shots from 2-point range. Really struggling against a pair of elite interior defenses in Phoenix/Utah.



Jazz make quick decisions. We pound the ball and stand around. Huge difference in how we play.



40% of the Jazz offense is from balding CPAs.



Too easy for the Jazz



Not giving up 4 point plays would also be a good start!



Could be wrong, but we're getting outplayed in every way.



Joe Ingles would be the second best player on this team lol



Celtics have lost every 50/50 ball. Just can’t grab a damn rebound whenever there is some momentum. They always score a three off those miscues



We can never grab an important rebound!



How many open 3s are we going to give that fool?



Utah's a better team than us. Like, by far lol.



Jesus Mitchell is good man.



Difference is Jazz have role players that can make a bucket.



They're really good, man.



Down 8 with 2 mins left. Thompson clank. This team is braindead. Rob Williams on the bench. Give me a **** break.

overall this is a good team but I absolute hate everything about the way they play. It's just ugly from the tip to the buzzer.



The Jazz are just the better team right now.
It's a good thing the Jazz are in the western conference.
This Jazz team can really beat the Lakers.



They shoot the **** out of the ball, don't they?



Since TT is completely useless against Gobert, why pass to him in the paint?



Ingles and Bogdanovic killed us in this game. Bad defense on both of them, with Jaylen leaving them open quite a number of times. Just pathetic.




Gotta tip your hat to Utah/Mitchell. They just don't miss.



i HATE BASKETBALL AT THIS POINT.



In an ideal world, Theis’s ability to hit three should draw Gobert out to the three point line and not let him just camp out under the basket on defense.



Jazz are very good. They have a legitimate 9 really good nba players. They can shoot the 3 and can defend. I don't think they beat the Lakers but if they can get the 1 seed and avoid the Lakers in 2nd round you take your chances with Clippers having a shot at Lakers first



The Jazz are playing extremely well right now. They're shooting lights out from three, and their defense is top-notch as usual. It's kinda expected that we'll lose to them, but our team is just so disjointed and lifeless right now that it's still frustrating.



yeah but the Jazz had 19 draft picks and 5 lottery picks to get better...
No .. wait.. that was us .



This Jazz game really exposed the Celts.

The lack of ball movement and the lack of size from the Celts was really on display in this game.



We're shooting 52% from 3 and losing by 10. Lol



****ing Ingles every single time



I love Ingles no lie, scrappy dude



How is Ingles so good looking like someone middle-aged dad? Pisses me off.



Theis 3pt form makes him look like a German Melo. GerMelo if you will



Why did we run a zone defense the entire game?? They were killing us from 3



We need rim protection.. sign some decent centres.. Tatum an brown can’t keep carrying the team



Worst ball movement in the league.

Worst lineup rotations in the league.

Worst rim protection in the league.

Very mediocre there point shooting team but everyone thinks they’re Ray Allen.

Awful defense.

Kemba completely useless.

What use is Nesmith? To think we only had to trade up a few spots and we could have gotten Halliburton



12-11 wooow, just wow, getting outrebounded by georges niang... Tbh I’m just tired of watching this team play the same inconsistent basketball every single day, anyways they’ll probably win the next game and lose the other one, we are the most inconsistent team in the league



The Jazz play better as a team together... iso ball is fine sometimes . To many times guys are just standing around for Celtics why guy goes one on one.This is the first time all year where I was like this is just a better team. Jazz play great defense, move the ball really well, ton of guys who can knocked down shots. Then cherry on top have best rim protecter in league. Jazz are legit the Celtics need take notes from this team.



All this talent and 1 game over .500



Jazz is unbelievable, unbeatable.... That's all



Rip celtics.



Kemba is Owed ~82 million over the next two years, is playing on a bum knee, and is in his thirties. You're not gonna get anyone to trade for him.



I saw Kemba get blocked at least 4 times tonight. That's a fourth of his FGA... Can't even get a shot off sigh.



Donovan Mitchell is much more fun to watch against other teams



Jazz built a really good team around their stars.

I wish we had done the same lmao



Gobert kicked our *** tonight



The jays are incredible, that goes without saying, even on off nights Tatum manages to produce at this point in his career.



Gets alert: “Celtics down by 3 in the 4th”

Opens game: Celtics down by 15



Jazz is the real deal



Death, taxes, Celtics losing to over .500 teams.



If we don't make it to the finals I really want utah to!



Mitchell was the best player on the lot tonight.

He's a better competitor than Tatum whether you want to admit it or not.



At this rate, Mitchell would lure JB out to Jazz. That depth of Jazz is scary, so is Boston’s lack of.



“We scored 32 points this quarter? Nice!”

“Wait what’s that? We allowed how many? 42? ...well ****.”



The Jazz have assembled a great team. Too bad their fans don’t deserve it



You can see their hearts get ripped out with every dunk. This team is going nowhere FAST



Joe Ingles showed up



Complete breakdown in the second half, wow



Hard to win when you allow 74 points in a half



We shot 46% from 3 and still got destroyed. Sad night.



Celtics not covering +6 should be a crime



Jazz have alot of good role players man. Wish we had a guy like Clarkson coming off the bench

Nah it’s great we have guys like Javonte/Tremont and Carsen on the bench! They’re good dudes, who cares if they’re not nba players!



Well that’s the dagger. I don’t think the strategy of letting them shoot open 3 after open 3 is working out.



ofc Joe Ingles has a random *** god tier game



No shame in losing this one. These guys are a good team- best in the league right now. Tatum got to the line. JB still hot. Grant and Theis were a nice surprise ... even TT played his role.

Gaps include hesitant Kemba, useless Teague, inconsistent Rob, and a why bother Semi. Clearly we’re 2 solid pieces away. Kemba hopefully is one... but I’m nervous.



I almost bought a Kemba walker jersey. Woulda been one of the worst mistakes of my life



Did we just get Jingled?



I like when Boston team try three and score basket



Jazz clearly game planned on trying to stop Tatum



wide open 3

wide open 3

wide open 3

wide open 3

wide open 3

wide open 3

wide open 3



This year, Kemba makes $34,379,100. There are 237,665 people on this sub. That means if all of us put forward $144.65, we could pay off his salary, and let him walk, making it so we wouldn't have to watch him shoot below 40% again.

I think it would be good investment.



if basketball is a game of runs how come we never go on one?



I hate ingles in that he can’t ****ing miss! I hate it



Damn they are clutch



Ball movement is where this jazz team is so good. We need more of that



Bogdanovic would actually be a perfect fit. Too bad the Jazz aren’t trading him



Holy ****. All these dudes do is shoot threes and bitch and moan. Christ it’s unnerving



why do they keep forcing it in the post on RUDY GOBERT



You can only dump the ball to Thompson in the paint with Gobert standing right there so many times before you should realize that makes no ****ing sense



Quinn Sneider looks like a used car salesman



Utah keeps hitting the big shots. Tough



Outside of Rudy, every jazz starter has a great three point shot. I like their setup.



Jazz just lighting it up and closing a game right



we got Jingled plain and simple



Utah is just firing on all Cylinders. This isn’t an anomaly. Everyone on that roster is in sync with each other



Jazz shooting is insane



Can't decide if kemba is worse on defense or offense



celtics keeping it just close enough to keep me up and hate myself when i wake up tm with no sleep and no win ... what else is new



How did the Kyrie, Hayward and Kemba acquisitions all end up as total failures? This team’s luck is atrocious
 
Donovan Mitchell is much more fun to watch against other teams


Jazz built a really good team around their stars.

I wish we had done the same lmao


Gobert kicked our *** tonight
 
If we don't make it to the finals I really want utah to!


Mitchell was the best player on the lot tonight.

He's a better competitor than Tatum whether you want to admit it or not.
 
Joe Ingles looks just like the IT guy where I work. Only difference is that the IT guy looks more basketball-y.
Lol
Someone in another thread said Utah was overrated. Looks like a pretty balanced team with a lot of weapons to me.
This guy gets it.
How did the Kyrie, Hayward and Kemba acquisitions all end up as total failures? This team’s luck is atrocious
Yeah 17 championship banners might indicate otherwise. Oh, and **** you.
40% of the Jazz offense is from balding CPAs.
They are the best!
 
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