Stupid Pet Peeves

[bigb]

When you see some weird looking thing on Amazon so you click it to find out what it is.

Now that thing is 80% of the ads you see on the internet.

Amazon is not as bad as some where if you look at an item they email you about an item you might be interested in, which is that item. Or others where you put something in your cart so they email and text like a bad ex telling you that you forgot something in your cart and to just come back to them and check out.

So I was at my 10 year old boy’s baseball practice the other day and went to the App Store on my phone to look at “pocket radars” to see if there was a free, yet accurate app to measure my son’s throwing velocity. No sooner did I type that in the search bar of the App Store than I got an email from baseball deals advertising pocket radars. It was within five seconds. Scary.


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[LogGrad98]

So I was at my 10 year old boy’s baseball practice the other day and went to the App Store on my phone to look at “pocket radars” to see if there was a free, yet accurate app to measure my son’s throwing velocity. No sooner did I type that in the search bar of the App Store than I got an email from baseball deals advertising pocket radars. It was within five seconds. Scary.


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It is crazy.

I mean all I did was search for a donkey-punch/rusty trombone accessory kit ONE time, and now that is all I see. Everywhere. You better believe I will be getting my Cleveland steamer accessories at a brick and mortar.

 

[JazzGal]

Trying to sign up for Disney Plus and every time I go through the whole rigamarole, it tells me there's a problem and to try again.

Probably user error because I'm old and don't know how things work.

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[Ron Mexico]

Trying to sign up for Disney Plus and every time I go through the whole rigamarole, it tells me there's a problem and to try again.

Probably user error because I'm old and don't know how things work.

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I saw a promotion and decided I might as well sign up because it's easier than illegally getting their stuff like I usually do. I had multiple errors/issues. I gave up and downloaded the episode I wanted to watch in 2 min from elsewhere.

 

[Gameface]

Calling the COVID-19 vaccine "the jab"

I don't know why I just hate when people call it that. Sounds super dumb.

 

[JazzGal]

Calling the COVID-19 vaccine "the jab"

I don't know why I just hate when people call it that. Sounds super dumb.

Agreed. Also sick of the phrase "putting shots in arms."

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[Scat]

Calling the COVID-19 vaccine "the jab"

I don't know why I just hate when people call it that. Sounds super dumb.

It's better than "the prick"

edit - I was fully expecting that to be censored*

 

[LogGrad98]

It's better than "the prick"

edit - I was fully expecting that to be censored*

Lessee

prick
****
dick
penis
*******
johnson
wang

Hmm

 

[TheGoldStandard]

It's better than "the prick"

edit - I was fully expecting that to be censored*

When I got the shot and the nurse told me the needle was only 4 inches I said while drinking some Courvoisier, "Damn, I was not expecting you to say anything under ten or eleven inches."

 

[str8line]

When I got the shot and the nurse told me the needle was only 4 inches I said while drinking some Courvoisier, "Damn, I was not expecting you to say anything under ten or eleven inches."

You sure it was the needle she was referencing?

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[Gameface]

 

[TheGoldStandard]

You sure it was the needle she was referencing?

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Good point. It was actually a male nurse. He gave me some reason for the alternative injection site. All I know is I didn't feel a thing.