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Karl Malone looking frail in recent pic.

@Handlogten's Heros remember a couple days ago I made a post about Ryan commissioning Post Malone and jump shot Malone as an official clergy of Jazz basketball? You laughed, but now you mourn.
 
infection said:
Look, all of Houston, Philly and Brooklyn are finishing outside the playoffs. They will be the first three picks after the ping pong balls. We get the third pick. The first pick is going to be Henderson because they fall in love. The second pick is going to be Bol Bol Bol, a surprise that sneaks up with a lot of hype and none other than Manute Bol’s grandson. We will be left taking Victor W (anyone pointed out the interesting meaning of his first name and last name initial?). We will have traded for Westbrook mid-season and will be acquiring 27 and 29 unprotected and a 28 swap, because of the Lakers’ desperation. There’s a long buyout negotiation with Westbrook that never materializes and he gets sent home. The Wolves want to move on from Rudy and when free agency opens we will execute a S&T of Westbrook for Rudy and Jaden McDaniels. Joe Ingles will re-sign as will Patrick Beverley and Donte Divincenzo. NAW is going to be traded to the Beijing Ducks for Cairen Zhang.

Oh, and the Lakers traded us their pick this year (after the selection) for the rights to Quin. Ainge is also trading this year’s jersey design rights to the Rio Grand Valley Vipers for two second round G League picks. Pat Riley steps down with the Heat and becomes a consultant to the Jazz FO, later given the title Special Provost of Basketball Operations. Ryan commissions Post Malone and Jump Shot Malone to form an official clergy of Jazz basketball. Justin Zanick goes into Timpanogos cave on his day off and finds the infinity stones, bringing Mark Eaton back to life, in his prime.
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infection said:
@Handlogten's Heros remember a couple days ago I made a post about Ryan commissioning Post Malone and jump shot Malone as an official clergy of Jazz basketball? You laughed, but now you mourn.
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I guess the plan is coming together… when is JZ hiking Timp.
 
This is what 20 years of relentless NBA games do to you
Ben Simmons will look wonderful when he retires :) :) :) :)
 
Bodhi said:
Damn I was expecting to open this and have it be an over reaction but ole boy looks rough for sure.
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I don't exaggerate. Hopefully all of that cigar smoking didn't give him throat or mouth cancer. He looked like a brick *****ouse not that long ago.
 
He looks better than 99% of people his age. His skin is just more worn because of his time spent outside.

You know you lose muscle mass as you age, especially when you aren't taking the same steroids you were taking as a player.
 
The dude is 59. His hair is now mostly white. He's going to age.

He did something for The Utah Food Bank like a year ago and showed off his chest and he's still a lean beast.
 
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