Game Thread Mar 09, 2023 05:00PM MT: Jazz at Magic

[hzg511]

No.... Lauri needs to go home... his wife is ovulating and they are trying for another child. He will be busy for the next few days with family personal matters. We are a family first organization.

Hey mate, you are sabotaging our next season or probably two.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Hey mate, you are sabotaging our next season or probably two.

Nah man... you seen Lauri now... you saw him as a rookie right? Dad strength is real... his power grows with his progeny.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

He needs to start fulfilling his duty to his country and serve his military time, starting now.

"fulfilling your duty to this country" is the name of a sex move that @Hearsky 's mom likes.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

"fulfilling your duty to this country" is the name of a sex move that @Hearsky 's mom likes.

Actually I think the title is "Fulfilling your booty to this country"

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Actually I think the title is "Fulfilling your booty to this country"

Nope... she just makes me read the Declaration of Independence while she bangs a couple soldiers...

 

[fishonjazz]

He needs to start fulfilling his duty to his country and serve his military time, starting now.

This

 

[kcgar]

I will be full on Dumb and Dumber "so you're saying there's a chance" if we can lose this game and Indiana can best Houston

Finally a Finn (other than Lauri) on this board I can get behind.

 

[SoberasHotRod]

I think we have a chance to win any game that Lauri plays in, especially against a bad team. These next two games have me a little uncomfortable.

 

[Jingled]

View: https://twitter.com/utahjazz/status/1633944856371560448

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

View: https://twitter.com/utahjazz/status/1633944856371560448

I have a feeling a back spasm is coming on for Lauri... late in the day... its a sneak attack.

 

[LogGrad98]

Finally a Finn (other than Lauri) on this board I can get behind.

Hey, careful now, not everyone swings that way. We are all about respect and enthusiastic consent around here. Except when it comes to @Hearsky 's mom, apparently...and obviously.

 

[fishonjazz]

View: https://twitter.com/utahjazz/status/1633944856371560448

Dang. Kessler is back. This is a win.

 

[homeytennis]

Dang. Kessler is back. This is a win.

I think Coach needs to play Dok instead of Kessler.

 

[Jaanipoeg]

Finally a Finn (other than Lauri) on this board I can get behind.

Estonian, but close haha. And lifelong jazz fan so Lauri being here is just a happy coincidence

 

[Mr. T]

Estonian, but close haha. And lifelong jazz fan so Lauri being here is just a happy coincidence

Sorry @kcgar no Finns for you to like.

 

[David Hume]

I saw a news report that Lauri will do his duty this year in an infantry company commanded by Captain Entennille.

 

[Jingled]

I wouldn't be shocked to see us win tonight and Saturday against the Hornets. We have a ton of tough opponents coming up though, so I'm not too worried about the tank.

 

[Hearsky]

"fulfilling your duty to this country" is the name of a sex move that @Hearsky 's mom likes.

You wascally wabbits you.

 

[infection]

Kelly’s already thinking about the after party (@Handlogten's Heros you know what to do). The L is in the bag.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

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Kelly’s already thinking about the after party (@Handlogten's Heros you know what to do). The L is in the bag.

Kelly wore a backwards hat for his wedding, no joke.