With 8 days left, SPEAKING THE #1 PICK INTO EXISTENCE!!! No churro talk allowed

[infection]

One thing that’s nice is there doesn’t appear to be any huge market team that they’d have a strong preference toward rewarding in the lottery. Any place in a bigger market have embarrassed the league with tanking recently (Dallas, Houston) while we’ve been playing by the rules. Maybe Orlando gets rewarded.

Though I guess I don’t know on if there are conditions on that Chicago pick that goes to Orlando, if it reverts to Chicago if it jumps.

ETA: looks like Chicago keeps their pick if it’s top 4.

 

[David Hume]

I will go on a basketball fast for the next 8 days. I could probably do a shaving fast as well.

What are you willing to sacrifice to the basketball gods for the #1 pick?

Thy unrestrained verbiage centered on a generalized, inflationary metaphysics replete with sentient churros and other vestiges of Medieval superstition bespeaks of an era long superseded by The Enlightenment. Forward Jazz! Reason! Empiricism! Secure Wemby through the proper operation of cause and effect!

 

[SteakNEggs]

I hate being a Debbie downer but I know what's going to happen. I'm not even excited. I'll leave it at that

 

[TheGoldStandard]

I hate being a Debbie downer but I know what's going to happen. I'm not even excited. I'll leave it at that

The Jazz are going to get the 2nd pick.

 

[default]

The Jazz are going to get the 2nd pick.

not as good as #1 but I would be very happy still

 

[TheGoldStandard]

not as good as #1 but I would be very happy still

I had a dream that the Jazz traded a bunch of players and picks to the Lakers for one potential FRP to make them better and in exchange Silver gifted us the #2 pick. So if it comes to fruition I guess I am officially Nostradumbass.

I can also float in my dreams. It is great for blocking shots, but I find I have a hard time getting back to the ground after I start floating. I have some pretty weird dreams...

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

not as good as #1 but I would be very happy still

This is not the place for this kind of talk, we getting the first pick!!! END OF STORY!!!

 

[David Hume]

This is not the place for this kind of talk, we getting the first pick!!! END OF STORY!!!

Metaphysics.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Spurs gonna get given the no.1 pick as a farewell thank you gift to Pop. We're gonna pick 11

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Spurs gonna get given the no.1 pick as a farewell thank you gift to Pop. We're gonna pick 11

GTFO

 

[David Stern]

Any non-#1 pick energy in this thread should lead to immediate suspension. TIA to the mods out there, you’re the real MVPs

Buckle up bitches, we’re landing #1 overall

 

[David Hume]

Any non-#1 pick energy in this thread should lead to immediate suspension. TIA to the mods out there, you’re the real MVPs

Buckle up bitches, we’re landing #1 overall

But tis political correctness, which is antithetical to values in both the colonies and England.