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FYI, you spelled moran* in the title incorrectly, Arch.
Most moronic moment of my fairly short life?
I used to work at the Nike Factory Outlet Store a few minutes away from my house. It was the first Sunday that was open with extended hours in the holiday season, so it was 6:30 and the store was more-or-less dead. Me and one of my asian buddies began to have a vert on test towards the middle of the store, which he subsequently one. Embarrassed, I told myself out-loud that I needed to start doing more calf-raises. I then see these two sharp wooden laminate benches adjacent to each other, with a heavy metal framework, a few steps away from where I was. So, for reasons I still don't exactly know, I decide to step onto the edge of one of the benches, and attempt a calf-raise. I was maybe halfway through my first one when the bench tipped over backwards, and I fell head-first into the bench sitting adjacent to it. I split my head open, swore a few times, and started bleeding all over the place in the middle of work, while there were still customer in the store. I ended up going to the hospital, found out I broke my wrist as well, and needed 10 stitches a few inches into my hairline. Doctors said that it was nothing short of amazing that I didn't concuss, seeing as the cut was apparently very very deep.
Did I get WCB leave? Yes
Did I deserve it? No
Am I a moran? Very much so. Hope this makes you feel better about yourself, Mr. Moses.
Most moronic moment of my fairly short life?
I used to work at the Nike Factory Outlet Store a few minutes away from my house. It was the first Sunday that was open with extended hours in the holiday season, so it was 6:30 and the store was more-or-less dead. Me and one of my asian buddies began to have a vert on test towards the middle of the store, which he subsequently one. Embarrassed, I told myself out-loud that I needed to start doing more calf-raises. I then see these two sharp wooden laminate benches adjacent to each other, with a heavy metal framework, a few steps away from where I was. So, for reasons I still don't exactly know, I decide to step onto the edge of one of the benches, and attempt a calf-raise. I was maybe halfway through my first one when the bench tipped over backwards, and I fell head-first into the bench sitting adjacent to it. I split my head open, swore a few times, and started bleeding all over the place in the middle of work, while there were still customer in the store. I ended up going to the hospital, found out I broke my wrist as well, and needed 10 stitches a few inches into my hairline. Doctors said that it was nothing short of amazing that I didn't concuss, seeing as the cut was apparently very very deep.
Did I get WCB leave? Yes
Did I deserve it? No
Am I a moran? Very much so. Hope this makes you feel better about yourself, Mr. Moses.