Season in review - haiku thread

[Weezur]

He was a rookie
And now he sure is a pro
I'm talking about me yo

You treated me bad
Like a bad abusive dad
Now my posts show it

You mean your avatar shows it.

 

[Former Member]

There is no honor
in tanking. The bay will pay.
Karma will bite back.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Franziskaner rocks
Dos Equis tastes just like piss
Drink German my friend

 

[Former Member]

Franziskaner rocks
Dos Equis tastes just like piss
Drink German my friend

This is an outstanding Haiku.

 

[Siro]

Rumbling crazy tools
Stop, you mob of booing fools
Run, Deron Williams

 

[Former Member]

Jeremy's checklist:
chair, Hayward, two balls, one rim,
and a lot of air.

 

[Siro]

Jeremy's checklist:
chair, Hayward, two balls, one rim,
and a lot of air.

Jump, jump, catapult
Spins, camera records, grins
What disappointment

 

[Archie Moses]

I have no idea what a haiku is
and I'm too lazy to google it
This year the Jazz looked promising
And often they looked like ****

During the locker room clean out
Raja Bell spoke in pout
He said it was lack of communication
Was it that or just bad luck?
I disagree with his opinion
Tye just told him he plain sucks

Jeremy Evans and Gtime
will have a lot of free time
They'll move in with eachother this summer
Evans will dunk Gtime straight on the bummer

Karl Malone's radio show
is through his eyes
So run girls under 18
He'll catch you, then surprise


*post picture you're doing it wrong*

 

[Dr. Jones]

Could've had a pick
But the Jazz won and 'they' lost
Swept by the spurs, damn

 

[Dr. Jones]

Playoffs feel so bare
Wish Corbin had grown a pair
Rondo now, I dare

 

[Former Member]

Did he just say that?
Would he really rather be
the Undertaker?

 

[Shaggy]

I use to be a
hardcore jazz fan but Loozer
and Big Al were born.

 

[Shaggy]

I really don't see anyone beating mine. :-D

You writing multiple haiku's in one post is like Al Jefferson shooting 19 footers in 5 straight possessions. One or two is good but anything more than is ********.

 

[Siro]

You writing multiple haiku's in one post is like Al Jefferson shooting 19 footers in 5 straight possessions. One or two is good but anything more than is ********.

I wanted the whole season summarized in one post. Sorry if I offended the purists.

 

[Shaggy]

I wanted to whole season summarized in one post. Sorry if I offended the purists.

Jealousy gets the best of me sometimes.

I can't believe I'm defending bluesrocker but Colton started the whole Haiku thread off wrong.

 

[akirac73]

San Antonio,
No problem in the first Round.
Jazz...who's your daddy?