2012 JazzFanz Championship

[COJazz44]

My vote was pretty simple and easy. Any team with the word bobcats in it is an automatic winner.

 

[Former Member]

This would never work and is a complete waste of time... because you don't have any coaches! Are you telling me the "egotistical-basketball-players" that Jazzfanz would produce would survive without solid coaching?

 

[t.work]

Again, if you want to have a little fun with this I can take it to the extreme.

 

[BluesRocker]

This would never work and is a complete waste of time... because you don't have any coaches! Are you telling me the "egotistical-basketball-players" that Jazzfanz would produce would survive without solid coaching?

Thats actually a great idea. We need coaches. You can be the first. Pick your team.

 

[BluesRocker]

Again, if you want to have a little fun with this I can take it to the extreme.

Im down. Do it. Hell, counts The Whales in.

 

[Brown Notes]

Someday a real rain will fall.

 

[Former Member]

I"ll coach the mods. I"m not making the mistake of coaching a small market team. I want the refs on my side!!!

 

[t.work]

16 Teams consisting of 5 Players adds up to a grand total of 80 Players for the JazzFanz league.

Why 16 teams? It's the lowest amount of teams I can use to run a simulation with in NBA 2K12. I wish I could run an association but this will have to do.

 

[Brown Notes]

removed

 

[t.work]

It's going to take a week or two to get the attributes, tendencies, etc. all generated and ready to go but I've got all the teams ready.. here are a handful of them.. off to bed for now!

Miami Heat

C - Bodhi
PF - orangello
SF - cowhide
SG - colton
PG - vslice02

Oklahoma City Thunder

C - Franklin
PF - catratcho
SF - //r00t 4 Jazz
SG - dalamon
PG - Mr. McGibblets

Dallas Mavericks

C - BluesRocker
PF - Gameface
SF - northeast
SG - NUMBERICA
PG - PKM

Houston Rockets

C - jazz_fanatic
PF - SiroMar
SF - Duck Rodgers
SG - TroutBum
PG - Verlin

Utah Jazz

C - green
PF - JJAS
SF - Chad Feldheimer
SG - Wes Mantooth
PG - NAOS

Detroit Pistons

C - Beantown
PF - Shaggy
SF - moevillini
SG - ClLUTClH
PG - Brown Notes

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Haha. Holy **** thats funny.

The answer is no. Trade demand denied. We need you.

Our Gm is very similar to KOC

KOC traded Deron before he even had a chance to request a trade.

It's going to take a week or two to get the attributes, tendencies, etc. all generated and ready to go but I've got all the teams ready.. here are a handful of them.. off to bed for now!

Miami Heat

C - Bodhi
PF - orangello
SF - cowhide
SG - colton
PG - vslice02

Oklahoma City Thunder

C - Franklin
PF - catratcho
SF - //r00t 4 Jazz
SG - dalamon
PG - Mr. McGibblets

Dallas Mavericks

C - BluesRocker
PF - Gameface
SF - northeast
SG - NUMBERICA
PG - PKM

Houston Rockets

C - jazz_fanatic
PF - SiroMar
SF - Duck Rodgers
SG - TroutBum
PG - Verlin

Utah Jazz

C - green
PF - JJAS
SF - Chad Feldheimer
SG - Wes Mantooth
PG - NAOS

Detroit Pistons

C - Beantown
PF - Shaggy
SF - moevillini
SG - ClLUTClH
PG - Brown Notes

good. I was going to request a trade. From my sorry excuse for a team.

 

[Revolution 9]

Impressive fun thread. I'd also be curious as to who would win in a real basketball tourney.
I know I could take a lot of you 1 on 1 even in my old age.

 

[Dr. Jones]

This could be fun if I were a tad smarter. Too many teams and players to wrap my head around. I'll have to await the playoffs when I can just see two teams, side by side.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Impressive fun thread. I'd also be curious as to who would win in a real basketball tourney.
I know I could take a lot of you 1 on 1 even in my old age.

Archie's team would win.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Archie's team would win.

You would play awful defense .. getting blown by everytime you're blowing a kiss to the cheerleaders. Emmiright?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

You would play awful defense .. getting blown by everytime you're blowing a kiss to the cheerleaders. Emmiright?

Not even close. I am VERY focused and intense when I compete.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Not even close. I am VERY focused and intense when I compete.

Oh, well then I'll pick up the slack with the lonely cheerleaders. You just go compete.

 

[BluesRocker]

Which team of posters would win in a metaphorical championship based off how posting abilities and smack talk would translate to basketball

You get 2 votes!!!One vote can go to your team..Your other goes to the next best team that will determine the winner...The Poll is public

I threw everyones name in a hat, and randomly drew out names one by one, and placed each person on the teams randomly

A. The Dicks.

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-NAOS.....................................C-larryselbows
PF-NUMBERICA............................PF-Chawx
SF-Wes ManTooth.......................SF-JJ Rage
SG-TroutBum..............................SG-kennykyle
PG-Scat.....................................PG-Gregbroncs

B. The Whales

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-Cy Torbin................................C-Mr.Mcgibblets
PF-Verlin....................................PF-Weezur
SF-BluesRocker...........................SF-BillShelby
SG-Franklin................................SG-Catchall
PG-MoTown16............................PG-Margodydek

C. TheAllstars

STARTERS:................................BENCH
C-Pickledxgrandma......................C-Sepanol
PF-Joe Bagadonuts.....................PF-Shaggy
SF-JazzSpazz................................SF-TheDude
SG-DutchJazzer...........................SG-PKM
PG-BabyPeterzz..........................PG-SiroMar- PG - Clutch

D. The Tigers

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-The Thriller..............................C-JJAS
PF-Bohdi....................................PF-Bentley
SF-Freakazoid.............................SF-cowhide
SG-Infection...............................SG-KatieMcr
PG-Fallenchicken..........................PG-QMAN

E. HARDCORE

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-Only Posts gifs..........................C-DarkwingDuck
PF-Ingamestrategy.......................PF-Chad Feldheimer
SF-Spycam1...............................SF-kwb
SG-Prodigy.................................SG-UB
PG-Orangello...............................PG-jazz_fanatic

F. The Braniacs

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-honz.......................................C-// r00T 4 Jazz
PF-YB85.....................................PF-Brown Notes
SF-GVC......................................SF-BasketballRomantic
SG-theNBANerd...........................SG-Xsy
PG-vslice02................................PG-JimLes

G. The Bobcats

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-Craig K Manscill.........................C-Coloradojazzfan
PF-Utahjazz107............................PF-Magic Spray
SF-AKMVP...................................SF-scorpjazz
SG-Jerry Lundergard......................SG-The BlackSwordsman
PG-Thee Jazz Fan..........................PG-Hanginthere

H. The MODS

STARTERS:..................................BENCH
C-Jason......................................C-N/A
PF-Revolution9.............................PF-N/A
SF-Catratcho...............................SF-Nate505
SG-Bronco70................................SG-Colton
PG-Moevillini.................................PG-Sirkickyass

I. The Good Guys

STARTERS:..................................BENCH
C-Dalamon...................................C-Nightmare3983
PF-Mellow....................................PF-Xthren
SF-Green.....................................SF-Enes Can Tear You Apart
SG-Northeast...............................SG-Gameface
PG-Stoked...................................PG-Candrew

J. The Pretty Boys

STARTERS:..................................BENCH
C-Duck Rodgers............................C-Beantastic
PF-U Gotta Love it Baby.................PF-One Brow
SF-Archie Moses...........................SF-Ostertag>Duncan
SG-Beantown...............................SG-FavorsFlave
PG-Hotttnickkk.............................PG-Freshprince


The rest of you are Free Agents. Teams can pick you up if they want.

Let's Hear some scouting reports and trade rumors.


Rumor has it that the Allstars offered PKM, Joe Bagadonuts, Jazzspazz, Babypeterz, and three 1st round picks for BluesRocker. The Whales laughed and hung up the phone.

The scouting report on PKM is he shoots too much and shoots a low percentage.


I like my team.

I got the leading scorer in Franklin.
I got Cy playing center to protect the basket. He be blocking everything you guys got.
I play great defense and I am widely considered the best at the slam dunk. Im a little bit flashy but I am a team player.

We have a pretty good chance.

The allstars did have you starting PKM, but in light of your recent whineyness, They benched you for Dutch.

 

[nightmare3983]

Besides my own team (I), I voted for team B because I say Weezur wins Sixth Man of the Year and wreaks havoc on the opposition when he's on the court.

 

[BluesRocker]

Besides my own team (I), I voted for team B because I say Weezur wins Sixth Man of the Year and wreaks havoc on the opposition when he's on the court.

True, it was hard to bench him, but I have some great starters, and weezur is kind of tweener. But really good. He still plays a lot of minutes.