who here has a criminal record?

[DutchJazzer]

as of today I have.
awesome

 

[Siro]

She told you she was 18?

 

[Dr. Jones]

awaiting the punchline ..

 

[DutchJazzer]

She told you she was 18?

lol, now the age of consent is a bit different here .
who said it was a she, could have been a him or it

 

[nightmare3983]

as of today I have.
awesome

You can't go around flashing people without getting into trouble.

 

[Dr. Jones]

The suspense is killing me.

 

[franklin]

awaiting the punchline ..

The surgeon's general warns that waiting for a donkey punch from Krav Maga can lead to serious brain injury or death--either will satisfy Dutch.

 

[DutchJazzer]

so just a bunch of regular law abiding citizens around these here parts?
rep for anyone who correctly guesses my criminal offense

 

[nightmare3983]

Theft?

 

[Dr. Jones]

so just a bunch of regular law abiding citizens around these here parts?
rep for anyone who correctly guesses my criminal offense

something to do with a public disply of rights ..

 

[Deleted member 848]

Male prostitution?

 

[Scat]

so just a bunch of regular law abiding citizens around these here parts?
rep for anyone who correctly guesses my criminal offense

Not paying your taxes.

 

[franklin]

Downloading underage boy porn faster than anyone on the planet?

 

[franklin]

That rep response was quick.

 

[Scat]

Downloading pirated movies.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I've been to jail twice. Both times before I was 19 years old. Both times for traffic infractions .. nothing more than a speeding ticket (NO LIE). I HATE, HATE OHIO.

 

[nightmare3983]

Impersonating an officer?

 

[Stoked]

I have a completely spotless record. No reason to break the law. To much fun **** is legal.

 

[Weezur]

Downloading underaged and pregnant midget porn?

 

[nightmare3983]

Downloading underaged and pregnant midget porn?

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to access the internet if that were the case.