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who here has a criminal record?

UGLI baby said:
Im guessing it had to do with gobbling and gravy?
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I'm sure that was one of them... Some of his posts have had some sexual innuendos in them recently. He also posted some fake rumor thingee, I'm not sure if that merits punishment?

In fact, I don't even know what the line is that can't be crossed? There is a ton of Locker-room humor going on in this message board. Do people get infractions for that kind of stuff?
 
WhiskyPriest said:
I'm sure that was one of them... Some of his posts have had some sexual innuendos in them recently. He also posted some fake rumor thingee, I'm not sure if that merits punishment?

In fact, I don't even know what the line is that can't be crossed? There is a ton of Locker-room humor going on in this message board. Do people get infractions for that kind of stuff?
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Depends on weather or not you've greased the right palms.
 
Gameface said:
Depends on weather or not you've greased the right palms.
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This. I keep an industrial size case of grease by my bed, just in case.

As for Dala, I imagine it was that stupid "fake" thread. I don't understand how/why that is an infraction worthy thing. I've received infractions for Mitt-Rolling in the same fashion, and it was stupid then, and it's stupid now. I believe the mods should take a closer look at that rule now that memoismoneygotit is long dead.
 
Holy hell boys, that scare was worse than when I was 20 and she said "I'm pregnant".

DutchJazzer said:
He found out my identity, so i hijacked his account and did stupid things to get his account banned. So now he cant compromise my anonimity
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I actually believed this you son of a bitch because it didn't make sense otherwise. I've been pissed all day thinking about you threatening to rape gameface under my acct. Guh.

And Dalamon, it's nice to see you're longer a ban virgin. Welcome to hell week bro.
 
2 more things. I'm pissed at myself for soiling my otherwise perfect post-bantism body with an infraction. I'm having a whiskey meeting with pissy priest to discuss penance. Or is that a pissy meeting with whiskey priest? I dunno.

Also, all you suckas owe me rep for the Roger Braille meme. It only took 7 months for you slow morons to catch on.

K, 3. I was unbelievably productive today, to the tune of like 45 minutes of work. I may have to ban myself for the next two months so I can catch up on the last ten months of Jazzfanz induced neglect.
 
I know everybody has been being as false as possible but I've been in there.

Know several things. Jail is just like regular life only smaller. There is no point to bitching, and if you do you'll inevitably be responded to by somebody that has it worse. Nobody cares what you did. The food will be awful and if you are lucky there will be some sort of outdoor activity you can look forward to. Keep your head down and get out as soon as possible. Do not go in with the "kick ***" mentality.

I was only in local jails. Hope this helps people who actually go in for more than a week.
 
Archie Moses said:
I served for about 4 months at the SLC County jail, but I probably should have done more time.
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was there soap dropping invovled?

too bad you cant have a peace of string or rope in jail.
it would have been ease to just thie the soep to your wrist like a jojo.

so yuo can pshych out prisoners by dropping the soap, they would then get all exited and ****. only to pull the soap back without bending over
 
DutchJazzer said:
was there soap dropping invovled?

too bad you cant have a peace of string or rope in jail.
it would have been ease to just thie the soep to your wrist like a jojo.

so yuo can pshych out prisoners by dropping the soap, they would then get all exited and ****. only to pull the soap back without bending over
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What you do in your own bedroom is your own business.
 
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