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SiroMar, that's cool that you play lacrosse. I didn't know that. My son plays lacrosse. His team practices every Saturday morning at the park.
 
SiroMar, that's cool that you play lacrosse. I didn't know that. My son plays lacrosse. His team practices every Saturday morning at the park.

Haha. Nice.

Disclaimer: I was trolling PearlWatson. I have no issue with Mormons (no more than I do with anyone else). I thought it was very obvious, but apparently not.
 
Haha. Nice.

Disclaimer: I was trolling PearlWatson. I have no issue with Mormons (no more than I do with anyone else). I thought it was very obvious, but apparently not.

I don't know about very obvious, but I could tell where you stand. But I'm pretty astute.
 
Oh, so you stopped by to complain about Mormon kids playing in a PARK. That makes more sense now.

Siromar might be confusing conservatives with Mormons here. But since Archie started this trolling thread, let's keep it rolling.

Isn't it an offense to progressive sensitivities that kids who belong to some wacky religion and are presumably incipient terrorists in our statist secular utopia are permitted in public parks? I mean, if we can't stop people from parading their lifestyles in public places, where can we stop them? Obviously, it's a threat to our sacred superiority to let deviants and anti-secularists run loose in society.
 
I am surprised you should say that. I assumed all of those hot and steamy nights we shared earned me your permission. :(

They must not have been memorable. I guess memories are a two way street, but I'm glad I could give you something to measure your life by. You are welcome. :) you still don't have permission to post so don't reply, but feel free to go to the park and do what you do there.
 
Siromar might be confusing conservatives with Mormons here. But since Archie started this trolling thread, let's keep it rolling.

Isn't it an offense to progressive sensitivities that kids who belong to some wacky religion and are presumably incipient terrorists in our statist secular utopia are permitted in public parks? I mean, if we can't stop people from parading their lifestyles in public places, where can we stop them? Obviously, it's a threat to our sacred superiority to let deviants and anti-secularists run loose in society.

Someone gets it!

Also, don't get me started on lacrosse. It's FRENCH (I'm guessing from the name). So we have MORMONS, CHILDREN and FRENCHNESS. I can't imagine anything worse.
 
Major League Gaming, bitches.

From Wikipedia:

"MLG's aim is to elevate computer and console game tournaments to viable competitive and spectator events."

The competitive events is one thing, but why in the hell would anyone want to watch people play sports video games against each other?
 
From Wikipedia:

"MLG's aim is to elevate computer and console game tournaments to viable competitive and spectator events."

The competitive events is one thing, but why in the hell would anyone want to watch people play sports video games against each other?

You underestimate the stupidity of people. Remember, the LPGA, MLS, and The View are all on TV. Hell, there are now entire networks centered around cooking and gardening.
 
Someone gets it!

Also, don't get me started on lacrosse. It's FRENCH (I'm guessing from the name). So we have MORMONS, CHILDREN and FRENCHNESS. I can't imagine anything worse.

Is that a Mitt Romney joke?
 
From Wikipedia:

"MLG's aim is to elevate computer and console game tournaments to viable competitive and spectator events."

The competitive events is one thing, but why in the hell would anyone want to watch people play sports video games against each other?

Not sports games, really. Competitive games like fighting games and Starcraft and the like.

And lots of people watch people play video games. Twitch.tv
 
Is that a Mitt Romney joke?

What? No. This is an important issue I'd like people to be aware of.

We all know how dangerous anything French is. So that needs no elaboration. But Did you know Mormonism is a SATANIC cult designed to destroy the one true faith (Eastern Orthodox Christianity)? I'd be very worried about those children if I were you. And speaking of children, what exactly is the point of those moochers? Everyone talks about government waste and the welfare state, but I don't see anyone talking about the tens of millions of children who pay no taxes and, yet, are afforded the kinds of benefits we non-children can only dream of. I am only comforted by the fact that science is finally starting to find actual uses for them.

https://gizmodo.com/5952806/infusions-of-young-blood-can-reverse-some-effects-of-aging
 
What? No. This is an important issue I'd like people to be aware of.

We all know how dangerous anything French is. So that needs no elaboration. But Did you know Mormonism is a SATANIC cult designed to destroy the one true faith (Eastern Orthodox Christianity)? I'd be very worried about those children if I were you. And speaking of children, what exactly is the point of those moochers? Everyone talks about government waste and the welfare state, but I don't see anyone talking about the tens of millions of children who pay no taxes and, yet, are afforded the kinds of benefits we non-children can only dream of. I am only comforted by the fact that science is finally starting to find actual uses for them.

https://gizmodo.com/5952806/infusions-of-young-blood-can-reverse-some-effects-of-aging

So you are saying that Mitt Romney is a Satanic, evil french influenced, creator of moochers?
 
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