Why can't Gordan Hayward be Chandler Parsons?

[Beantown]

Is sometime's what I think when I watch Parsons play. But then you looks at the stats:

Hayward beats Parson's in points, FG%, and blocks while playing about 10 mintues LESS than him.


The point is sometimes the grass looks greener on the other side....if it looks that green its probably turf.

Go Jazz.

 

[Beantown]

Gordon*

 

[Dr. Jones]

Parsons has always been a better shooter (that's by memory, not fact-finding).

 

[HeavenHarris]

what? Hayward is better than Parsons. dont need stats to tell me that.

 

[Dr. Jones]

stale-mate .. fact.

 

[Beantown]

what? Hayward is better than Parsons. dont need stats to tell me that.

I agree but they are fairly close. I think it comes down to Hayward being a lottery pick and Parson's was a second rounder.

 

[Jazz4ever]

Parson's higher shooting percentage is attributed to that severe, untreatable case of acne he has. No one wants to get near him in the event one of them 'splodes.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Parson's higher shooting percentage is attributed to that severe, untreatable case of acne he has. No one wants to get near him in the event one of them 'splodes.

Done. I hereby wish a case of bad acne upon Gordon Hayward. Excellent thought, J4e.

 

[Hotdog]

Because Gordan was born something else.

 

[Beantown]

Parson's higher shooting percentage is attributed to that severe, untreatable case of acne he has. No one wants to get near him in the event one of them 'splodes.

Yes, and Hayward has the skin of a 2 month old baby's bum.

 

[HeavenHarris]

...but parson's doesnt have a higher shooting percentage...

 

[UGLI baby]

I'll bet $40 that Hayward has a 10x better career than Parsons.

 

[Chris-L]

I'll bet $40 that Hayward has a 10x better career than Parsons.

i accept

 

[Hotdog]

I'll bet $40 that Hayward has a 10x better career than Parsons.

Ill take that bet
That means Hayward has to average 10x the stats Parsons does.

 

[UGLI baby]

Hack and Chris L, send me the $40 for safe keepings, then we will decide after both careers are over who the winner is.

You have my paypal info.

 

[Chris-L]

i feel like i've been here before........

 

[Chris-L]

money sent

 

[Dr. Jones]

It's okay, Chris. UGLI is endorsed by Western Union. Your money is a-ok safe.

 

[Beantown]

i feel like i've been here before........

Well you do have 2,044 posts on this website so Im pretty sure this isn't your first visit to Jazzfanz.com

 

[Hotdog]

Im thinking of starting up a Jazzfanz sports betting system. Ill be the bookie and people can make bets through paypal. Its on the internet, so Im pretty sure its legal.

You guys wanna place some bets? I know Wes Mantooth does. He'll be my best customer.

Who's down?