Best salsa that I can buy at the store?

[Hotdog]

Ugggghhhh.

Chilis chips and salsa... No way.. So bland.... worst suggestion on here.

I know my salsa's

 

[NAOS]

I dip Dorito's in ketchup. best evar.

 

[UGLI baby]

Green bag Doritos and Gaucamole. Holler atcha boi.

Don't have to get fancy on the guac either. Just mash up an avocado then mix in lime, Tony's Creole seasoning, and hot sauce.

Heavenly.

 

[Hotdog]

I dip Dorito's in ketchup. best evar.

Thats disgusting.

Ketchup sucks.

 

[HeavenHarris]

Ketchup sucks.

+1.
I also don't get the sugar in salsa thing, no offense. Maybe it's a Utah thing or somethin.

 

[Dr. Jones]

No, every good salsa out there has a pinch of sugar. Deal with it.

 

[HeavenHarris]

that's the difference bro. you aim for good. others aim for great.

#d24

 

[Dr. Jones]

that's the difference bro. you aim for good. others aim for great.

#d24

At least I aim.

 

[NAOS]

I eat the hottest ketchup in human history. And, I throw out all the Doritos except the ones at the bottom of the bag because they are the spiciest ones. I only have patience for those ****ers.

 

[UGLI baby]

I eat the hottest ketchup in human history. And, I throw out all the Doritos except the ones at the bottom of the bag because they are the spiciest ones. I only have patience for those ****ers.

I can has the other Doritos?

 

[HeavenHarris]

I eat the hottest ketchup in human history. And, I throw out all the Doritos except the ones at the bottom of the bag because they are the spiciest ones. I only have patience for those ****ers.

doritos locos tacos with fire sauce bro try it bro

 

[UGLI baby]

doritos locos tacos with fire sauce bro try it bro

Amateur.

 

[UGLI baby]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk

/Obligatory

 

[jazz_fanatic]

I received my first warning for posting that picture. I feel like a rebel.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I received my first warning for posting that picture. I feel like a rebel.

I must have missed it?

You're a bad influence, A.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk

/Obligatory

You can't rap about hot cheetos and forget to mention that Smokey the Bear admonishes against setting colon fires.

That video fits this topic perfectly though because I was looking for salsa for a Boy and Girls Club party. Joe Bandidos ended up hooking me up and the kids loved it so props to everyone in this topic for steering me away from the canned stuff at the stores.