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How long would you let someone pee on you for $300 a day?

Im kinda leaning towards hell yes. I could put my 4 kids through college, buy my wife a nice car, take time off work to be with my family a lot more. No way any of that is gonna happen making 50k a year. But, i think after the first few times getting peed on I would be like hell no. Who knows. I'm willing to give it a go if anyones interested.
 
HeavenHarris said:
Hypothetical scenario:

An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.

Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.



As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.

The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.

A few conditions:
-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.

The question is: How long would you let this go on?
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HeavenHarris said:
Follow-up question ... For $300 a day, would you rather be the man who pees?
Same restrictions would apply (but obviously in reverse). This means that whoever you pee on you are bound to. If they travel, you travel. You will have to live in their city (or at least a sensible commute). You will have to wake up early for your alarm clock function It will be you to picks up the new mattress the day before and disposes of the soiled one. Roughly an hour or work a day for $300. Is this preferable to being peed on given the mobility restrictions?
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Hilarious!

I'd obviously rather be the guy peeing. And the recipient could be my wife, lol. I'd let it go on forever. Not sure the wife would go for it though.
 
Chris-L said:
Im kinda leaning towards hell yes. I could put my 4 kids through college, buy my ex-wife a nice car, take time off work to be with my family a lot more. No way any of that is gonna happen making 50k a year. But, i think after the first few times getting peed on I would be like hell no. Who knows. I'm willing to give it a go if anyones interested.
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fixed
 
If some billionaire wanted to pay us $600 a day, tax free, 7 days a week, for me to piss on my wife, sign me up. Pretty sure the wife would disagree, but I'm down, lol.
 
SaltyDawg said:
If some billionaire wanted to pay us $600 a day, tax free, 7 days a week, for me to piss on my wife, sign me up. Pretty sure the wife would disagree, but I'm down, lol.
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You've said that twice now .. you hate ur wife, bro?
 
I'd do it.... like someone else said 300 for about 2 seconds of disgust is a pretty good deal.... Hell i hate going work and i do it for 12 hours a day and dont make 300 bucks.

Also to comment on hack saying he wouldn't cut off a pinky finger for 50 million..... you crazy, i take that deal so fast... and i will even chop it off myself with not drugs involved... shoot right now i have a bone chip in one of pinkies from a fight in my youth that is painful and swollen all the time. I dont need that pinky at all.
 
fishonjazz said:
I'd do it.... like someone else said 300 for about 2 seconds of disgust is a pretty good deal.... Hell i hate going work and i do it for 12 hours a day and dont make 300 bucks.

Also to comment on hack saying he wouldn't cut off a pinky finger for 50 million..... you crazy, i take that deal so fast... and i will even chop it off myself with not drugs involved... shoot right now i have a bone chip in one of pinkies from a fight in my youth that is painful and swollen all the time. I dont need that pinky at all.
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You crazy. (and THIS!)
 
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