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How long would you let someone pee on you for $300 a day?

No, you idiot.

No to just being pee'd on or No to also being the pee'r?
Maybe I am an idiot bro but $100k+ is a lot of money to a lot of people, especially for so little time of 'work'... we're not all hot shot general forum presidents ya know. I think a lot of people would do this for a long time.
 
2 questions...

1. What happens if I wake up before being pee'd on? Do I skip that day?
2. Is the money tax free?
 
2 questions...

1. What happens if I wake up before being pee'd on? Do I skip that day?
2. Is the money tax free?

1. If you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
2. 100% tax free. No paper trail whatsoever. Straight cash homey.
 
1. If you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
2. 100% tax free. No paper trail whatsoever. Straight cash homey.

To answer your original post, not only no but HELL NO! What is wrong with you?

Wait, I have another question.

Can I choose the pee'er if I take $50 less per day? Waking up to Kate Beckinsale pee'ing on me seems slightly less creepy.
 
Im kinda leaning towards hell yes. I could put my 4 kids through college, buy my wife a nice car, take time off work to be with my family a lot more. No way any of that is gonna happen making 50k a year. But, i think after the first few times getting peed on I would be like hell no. Who knows. I'm willing to give it a go if anyones interested.
 
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