No, you idiot.
2 questions...
1. What happens if I wake up before being pee'd on? Do I skip that day?
2. Is the money tax free?
2 questions...
1. What happens if I wake up before being pee'd on? Do I skip that day?
2. Is the money tax free?
1. If you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
2. 100% tax free. No paper trail whatsoever. Straight cash homey.
Can I choose the pee'er if I take $50 less per day? Waking up to Kate Beckinsale pee'ing on me seems slightly less creepy.
Isn't this the sort of stuff you'd have to pay for, not the other way around?
Another condition:
The person peeing on you is dal.