4,000 posts!!! (what am I doing with my life?)
- Thread starter spycam1
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He sexted me once... at first I couldn't figure out how the spider monkey at the zoo got my number.
Let's seee, spy.
so you're almost 18, and you've done 4000 entries into this forum?
did you notice that once a thread sinks off the front page, nobody will ever see it again?
did you notice that nobody really listens to anyone else?
did you notice that nobody actually cares about anyone else?
yep.
Go on a mission, you're fully prepared for being ignored by almost everyone, and fully inured to actual insignificance.
a mission can't be any more of a waste of time than Jazzfanz. . . . .
so you're almost 18, and you've done 4000 entries into this forum?
did you notice that once a thread sinks off the front page, nobody will ever see it again?
did you notice that nobody really listens to anyone else?
did you notice that nobody actually cares about anyone else?
yep.
Go on a mission, you're fully prepared for being ignored by almost everyone, and fully inured to actual insignificance.
a mission can't be any more of a waste of time than Jazzfanz. . . . .
My personal life experience taught me that nothing is further from the truth.
Duck Rodgers
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Wherever you are going to be serving just realize that the most important souls to God are all male, under 18, 6'2" and above, with good athletic ability. Convert, then give them the BYU sales pitch. Skip over everyone else.
spycam1
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I'm excited, but I'm gonna stick out like a sore thumb there...
You guys better pray the gangs leave me alone
spycam1
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**** the Cougs.
spycam1
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Twenty, but yeah.
Whoa bro, that's hardly missionary like.
I think you would be surprised.
Duck Rodgers
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I know you're a considerate fellow and don't wish to be antagonistic on this Valentines Day to those amongst us that may not be feeling much love and are angered easily just at the sight of the word.....but you didn't have to go so far as censorship. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Just say it. Skycam loves the cougs.... will be attending BYU when he gets back from his mission and looks forward to being part of such a distinguished alumni network(aka the Mormon Mafia) in the future.
spycam1
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Sounds tempting. Details?
If people do not cough up the dough to our door collectors (fast offerings) then we publicily ostracize them and whisper behind their backs.
I had a phone in my apartment, had a car for part of the time and used a bike for the other part. And there was no interwebz so no one would have known what I meant by "online access" even if I had asked for it. ;-)
Oh yeah! Well my companion and I lived in a house with barred windows and doors. In that house we lived with scorpions, spiders, termites and bats. In the over grown backyard lived chickens and snakes.
To this day I check my bed and shoes before I use them.
spycam1
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Where was this haunted house?
You forgot the part about the flying cockroaches the size of dollar bills that would nibble on your finger in the middle of the night. And having to **** in an outhouse and shower using a bucket and a bowl. Good hell, now you've made me baggy.